@YourMSIG@DrortJanoo@Unit_B1L9@MosShuutaFire To welcome our new media management team, we will be providing cheese platters all afternoon from our lovely local businesses. Courtesy of the former media officer and his no longer needed wages.
@YourMSIG We all have the same boots you idiot. Currently we are walking briskly to your office to quell this mutiny and expect you to be at attention and for the cheese plate to be untouched upon our arrival.
@YourMSIG That’s it, I’m coming there now. And I’m bringing Sergent Katheryn and the talkative B1. If the cheese plate isn’t there when I arrive you will be food for the banthas. I did not work my way to this rank to be stuck with idiots like you in this backwater shithole.
@YourMSIG I have corresponded with the agents and have told them of this insubordination. Everyone in your office will be subject to court martial. Bring me the cheese platter within a half hour and apologize to my daughter for your blatant insults and you may face lenient sentencing.
@YourMSIG@DrortJanoo@MosShuutaFire Please release Mr.Blip from custody and hand him to either Mr.B1-L9, Mr. Janoo, or Mr.Glip. I deeply do not want this battle droid in my office pestering me over this.
@YourMSIG I wish I could say I am surprised by the ineptitude on display but alas… Tell the sergeant or whomever was in command of this operation to see me in my office. I’m not mad, and at this point I can’t even be disappointed.