AdmireGirls™

When the entire world has left you alone, I'm gonna be right here. Ask for a folllow back :) x

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"Its been forever, we need to hang out!" "Yeah well it was forever, for a reason."

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Save paper, don't do homework.

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I'm a rapper. You can call me Lay-Z.

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My toilet and I have been through so close, we've stuck together even after we went through so much shit.

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Wanna hear that joke about a vacuum? Nevermind, it sucks.

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Faith.

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Suicide Bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THIS PET STORE!"

Turtle: "You bastard."

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Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.

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So many important desicions are made in the shower.

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I wish I could unlove you.

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That really long sarcastic laugh before "no."

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He broke her heart. She broke his XBox. I think we all know who cried more.

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Plug in my earphones, and disconnect from reality.

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That risky naked walk from the bathroom to the bedroom..

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Dear Board Of Education, so are we.

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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... But I wasnt done yet.

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I'm hungry. Fridge: I dont give a shit. Kettle: Dont look at me, bitch. Freezer: Lol, you like ice?

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Sorry boys, the only things I blow are kisses.

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Me: I'm so happy right now! Life: lol oh hold on just one minute.