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Creativity doesn't just open doors. It opens your wallets. Piracy is a crime grr 😡
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We have one of these now, feel free to study up. https://t.co/GrsmXoXnch

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// been a minute since i tweeted here. i might have some funny things to post here

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I think I should tell y’all, but our prices in CA are going up. Y’all can afford it.

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Every follower = one penny less on your subscription.

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We still won't support linux.

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"what do u think about dogs?" - I love them. #tellonym https://t.co/fFIafyNI9j

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ooc // i forgot to make the thread tbh. working on that now!!

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poll (if you cant vote, like for yes, reply for no)

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"be honest what movie have u cried about" - Surprisingly, none. #tellonym https://t.co/sUHlXbFktc

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"how do u feel about theft" - As long as it’s not my products, I cant complain. #tellonym https://t.co/ywQh2bxuqZ

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"why do u answer so little?" - I’m not going to lie, I just forget to check this. #tellonym https://t.co/2tHcnKzO3Q

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"what is usually the first thing you do when you wake up ?" - Sigh in disappointment. #tellonym https://t.co/9VftHwllGl

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"do you think when someone says no to a date, you should keep trying?" - No. #tellonym https://t.co/oFKC2OUu2m

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"are you dating someone right now?" - As a company, no. #tellonym https://t.co/DA7m0wurs8

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"Do you have any siblings?" - I do not! I am, however, the parent of many children. #tellonym https://t.co/XV2YmIH2If

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Hey! We here at Adobe love hearing from our customers, and we’re always up for anything!! So, we’re trying out a new way to ask us questions, called “Tellonym”. Simply click the link and ask a question, and you’re guaranteed a human response. https://t.co/sPhHTtDExi

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@operagxofficial Does GX use any Adobe products?

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poll (if you cant vote, like for yes, reply for no)

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ooc //

before the new twitter tos vs after: (i dont wanna reveal who i am yet)

would you all like a thread explaining what caused this? (poll below. if it lets you vote)

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@T3CHN0PHOB1A Never.

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We are starting background work to implement a system that will identify transphobes, homophobes, and horrible people alike that use our products, and will permanently terminate their contracts.