🦖 Henry 🦖

"My years of work on fossil analysis are about to pay off!"

CHARACTER INFO:

He/Him
Male
Asexual
Adopt Me NPC

PFP by: @SangledHere!

(NO NSFW PLEASE.)

[🦖 Henry 🦖 @AdoptCretaceous]

2 years since entering this hellhole? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Probably a day late but yeah, happy chris mas

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@AdoptTraveller @AdoptIsle @PlayAdoptMe ‘Oh, I thought that guy was dead.’

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@AdoptTraveller @AdoptIsle @PlayAdoptMe ‘Are we going to talk about how one of them literally played hot potato on the fields??’

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I’m literally going insane, I’m 22 now???

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‘’Searched up Peter Griffin Devaintart, not disappointed.’’

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‘Okay, turns out we were just over exaggerating things about Sean. He wasn’t there to destroy the whole map, he was feeling nice so he just spared everyone.’

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@AdoptTraveller ‘’Isn’t that Hannah Stocking?’’

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School dress codes are insane, like, a girl wearing shorts that are slightly shorter than what the guidelines say? “SUSPENDED!” But then a guy comes into school in the most inappropriate outfit with a bunch of racial slur written on his arms in sharpie? “Nope that’s fine! 😊”

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That one woman who makes the comics when she realises that literally nobody’s husband is like that:

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DON’T MAKE WAY FOR THE MIDDLE AGED WHITE OBESE PEOPLE OR THEY’LL RUN YOU OVER

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@AdoptTraveller btw i legit just watched that family guy episode, how does lois not realise stewie has a brain injury??

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when I’m forced to eat the food drenched in litres of mayo that covers like 3/4 of my fucking plate

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Who else even has this random colour with their search bar???

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@AdoptIsle @AdoptTraveller And also this barbie doll that slices through somebody’s arm, great invention!

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You cannot tell me that this is perfectly normal and okay for a kid to watch. YouTube kids is wild lmao

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song it the hej hag

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I saw what Kanye West posted on instagram and it’s literally terrifying like I didn’t even need to see that picture to make my night worse by making me have a sleep paralysis episode of that thing

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insomnia hits hard