AdoptedDad

Stepping into the world of kids with humor, terror, and snacks

[AdoptedDad @AdoptedDad]

Overheard conversation between my partner and her 11-yr-old:

11-yr-old: "Mom, you wouldn't like minecraft."
Mom: "Why not?"
11-yr-old: "There's no wine in minecraft, there aren't even grapes."

[AdoptedDad @AdoptedDad]

6-yr Birthday girl: "Is Rob a clown?"
Girl's mom: "No sweetie. He's here with your friend Toby and Toby's mom"
Birthday girl: "Maybe he's a clown and he doesn't know it yet."

I think I missed my calling