The Zombie Adoption Program

Wanna help us run a zombie sanctuary? Your vote brings it to after-life! Grab a FREE illustrated storybook & join the fun at the link below!

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🧟 Slay Ride!
News from @adoptionzombie: Winter Wonderland, Zippy Zombies, Cthulhu visits the Sanctuary, and more!
https://t.co/h7ljyprgu3

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Our Patreon subscribers get first crack at our newest updates and polls!
https://t.co/ains9MADo2

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Look out for a new update from @AdoptionZombie this week, party people!

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Look out for a new update from @AdoptionZombie this week, party people!

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We proudly serve TarMucks coffee at our kiosk at the Sanctuary for the Living Impaired!

[Oneshi Press @OneshiPress]

Cthulhu wants you asleep. TarMucks keeps you awake.
All-natural, pollinated by bees & bats, direct-trade, and apocalyptically delicious!
https://t.co/0K8Seadq8a

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Brand-new Zombie Adoption Program art is happening LIVE right now on Twitch!

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Just wHEN you think you can't HENdle another chicken joke… I got a double whammy 🐓
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So I'm makin art for both the Zombie Adoption Program, and Children of Gaia tonight, and I'm live streaming it, come say hi!

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Last chance to vote on winter at the Sanctuary for the Living Impaired!
Free voting ends TOMORROW!
https://t.co/4Xj6sMAWEX

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The Sanctuary for the Living Impaired provides a loving home for six recently un-deceased individuals.
Our Patreon funds the Zombie Adoption Program, where our subscribers get regular updates on the zombies they're funding!
Join at https://t.co/sEX8M9SEQB

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Help us plan our FIRST zombie-ful programming of the new year!
Vote for FREE by January 17!

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How should we ring in the new year with a fabulous winter wonderland event for the public?
🧊Snow and ice sculptures created by the living-impaired residents?
🛷Sleigh rides pulled by the recently un-deceased?
⛸️Ice skating with zombies?
Vote NOW! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

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These two zombies did NOT make good baristas. What's our next move?
Vote for FREE by January 17!

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Dinah and Xanadughhh are terrible baristas for our on-site TarMucks Coffee kiosk. What should we do?
☕️Serve only boring black coffee?
🧟‍♀️Hire different zombie(s)?
🧝‍♂️Force the ogre intern to be the barista?
Vote now! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

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Last chance to vote on how to heat up these living-impaired individuals! Deadline for FREE voting is January 17!

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With the long winter nights and cold temps, the zombies are moving slow. How should we liven them up?
☕️Feed the zombies TarMucks coffee, duh!
🏃‍♀️Daily outdoor runs for the un-dead!
💡Indoor SAD lights for extra Vitamin D!
Vote now! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

[Oneshi Press @OneshiPress]

Who DOESN'T want to see a bunch of zombies out for a jog?

[The Zombie Adoption Program @AdoptionZombie]

How should we ring in the new year with a fabulous winter wonderland event for the public?
🧊Snow and ice sculptures created by the living-impaired residents?
🛷Sleigh rides pulled by the recently un-deceased?
⛸️Ice skating with zombies?
Vote NOW! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

[The Zombie Adoption Program @AdoptionZombie]

Dinah and Xanadughhh are terrible baristas for our on-site TarMucks Coffee kiosk. What should we do?
☕️Serve only boring black coffee?
🧟‍♀️Hire different zombie(s)?
🧝‍♂️Force the ogre intern to be the barista?
Vote now! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

[The Zombie Adoption Program @AdoptionZombie]

With the long winter nights and cold temps, the zombies are moving slow. How should we liven them up?
☕️Feed the zombies TarMucks coffee, duh!
🏃‍♀️Daily outdoor runs for the un-dead!
💡Indoor SAD lights for extra Vitamin D!
Vote now! https://t.co/iCu0iiyOEX

[The Zombie Adoption Program @AdoptionZombie]

Our Patrons get first crack at our new polls for the Zombie Adoption Program WINTER WONDERLAND!

https://t.co/1l0ZJQhGi1

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🧟 The Witchy Wiggler!
In our latest newsletter: A Halloween Ball, zom-baristas, and a new jiggly drink!
https://t.co/FAX08wOUXy

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We need to turn one of our un-dead residents into a TarMucks barista, quick. Help us choose from our six recently deceased pals?
https://t.co/aZyn2r70I1

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This is a tough one. Help @AdoptionZombie choose an undead barista!

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PLEASE help the ZAP get rid of this effin' Halloween candy, for the love of Glob!