Angry, Introverted Mothership

Tiny ball of rage who would rather vent on the internet than have to call and order her own pizza. The toddler mom w/ the Pokemon tattoos. Don't talk to me.

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Targeted ads always getting me. Here I am impulse buying some kind of kitchen knife and a philly cheesesteak.

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3: Mommy, I don’t want dinner!!

Me: I’m not making dinner, I’m making you a big snack

3: Yay! Snacks!

𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀

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virtual reality was science fiction is going to be physically in front of our eyeballs. I have obvious strong feelings about Neil naysayers.

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@neilhimself sorry in advance but I wrote this in response to someone in a neilfan group that I don’t even really care about because my social media efforts are minimal. So instead I’m sending it to you because I really hope

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There are so many aspects more than how the actors look when these characters can literally materialize anything and look however they want and you’re delving into the character(istics) themselves. Can’t we all just be excited that this story that mesmerized us during a time when

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Accept my invite to score 3 free swag! https://t.co/XdW0PkIriC

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What’d we get for Mother’s Day?
A dislocated finger

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SUPER EASY mode for Temu free gifts is OOOOON‼️Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/9KUOHOfhog

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Got back to work after a getaway weekend. There are 510 emails in my inbox and I want to fucking shoot myself. Back to reality!

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@DemolitionRanch This is the content I look for when I get on the internet 💯

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It’s crazy how hieroglyphics made a comeback

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When you're synced with the girls with work: "So, are we gonna be on our period again or what because this sucks"

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I love also being HR. "Hey, so....how do I get out of jury duty?"
This question was one of the milder ones, but definitely amusing as shit.

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Hello is me is tired good bi

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It was a fucking trap lol