Adorably Grumpy

The joy of life

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

18 min later....coworker: (scarfing down lunch before the rest of the team) Me: well done sir

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

Coworker: (after eating yogurt at 11:37 am) I don’t think I’m going to eat lunch today. I think I’ll just grab an apple. Me: um, ok.

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

Husband: We are doing really great getting the kids to bed this week! Wife: It’s Monday.

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Now that I know how much life there is, I'm hungry for life.

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

Stop the internet, I want to get off.

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

@StevensPass what is with holding 7th until 10:30am and not informing those waiting in the lift line??? Terrible communication. Shame on you

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

This new jacket from @ORGEAR is so good that it actually has us excited for winter: https://t.co/eN3Z4cTbzG

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I love @BarackObama. We were so lucky that someone this intelligent, elegant, down to earth and self aware wanted this job at all.

[Microsoft Design @MicrosoftDesign]

Listen to @HoloLens design director @cleverlikeafox talk jazz, the movie Tron, and design, of course: https://t.co/9R78YiDi3P

[Craig Fox @cleverlikeafox]

I don't know how Ferris Bueller got so much done on his day off?!? I'm nowhere near starring in a parade!

[Craig Fox @cleverlikeafox]

I donate to the #WWF to both save the animals and to support the retired wrestlers that protect them #HulkHogan #RhinoProtector

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

What the hell did we do before zippers?

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

"I have been diagnosed with early onset grumpiness" #Portlandia

[Live Love Be Active @LiveLoveBActive]

Active Date Suggestion - Mason Lake Hike - check it out! http://t.co/KYCDeqZVtl

[Craig Fox @cleverlikeafox]

After 5 years of #AmazonFresh #BigRadish status the new $299/year subscription is just too much http://t.co/xTyDzEFeY9

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I wish they had taken more time to really flesh out those Hobbit movies.

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

Heard in the office today: I love that spreadsheet! #excelnerds

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I want to see the #ManEatingSuperSnake eat #honeybooboo That would be an awesome show

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

Do do do doot do! I'm loving the spruce #gin in Newport, Oregon @RogueAles

[Adorably Grumpy @AdorablyGrumpy]

That is the adult equivalent of soap in the mouth.