Adam Bovary

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

And he was already 6 foot 4

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

We've extended Christian Watson

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

This Cancer House album must be one of the darkest and most thoroughly depressing I've ever heard. I love it.

[Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland]

Hence most large British businesses only have two default modes: cost cutting and regulatory paranoia.

[John Bistline @JEBistline]

If you think that’s impressive, zoom out 700 years. The cost of lighting in the UK has fallen from £35,000 per million lumen-hours in 1300 to essentially £0 today.

One of the most underrated progress charts ever made.

[John Stepek @John_Stepek]

"If anyone in the office needs me, I'm just flying to Paris to do a Zoom call on a subject I have no influence over whatsoever" is now officially my new skiving jacket

[PiQ @PiQSuite]

They will be studying this period in time for centuries to come

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Happy birthday to my favourite of all the haters, Charles Darwin

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

I noticed he did the same with the NYE fireworks. Like he had personally funded the entire thing. So fucked up.

[Alice Evans @_alice_evans]

When I lived in Africa, I often saw Presidents take credit for various schemes, actually funded by taxpayers.

“Thank you President Jammeh for building this this road” 🙌

Did not appreciate this has now been adopted in London…. Posters like this are all over the tube.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

I think about this almost every day.

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

On the other hand maybe they're all just a bunch of crooks of course.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

If housing regulations in the UK are so complicated even our politicians cant follow them then maybe we dont have very good housing regulations. I wonder if they know anyone who might be in a position to do something about that.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Been doing a lot of fermenting recently. The kimchi probably turned out best, but even better has been the leftover brine in a Martini.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Liquidated my principal bitcoin investment. No longer convinced it will be the great emancipator I once believed. Will leave the gain in as I cant quite give up entirely.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Not going to the office this week because the new guy smells too bad :/

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

I try not to anthropomorphise the algorithm too much but I really feel like Spotify has been trying to get me into Tool recently and it's working.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Some sort of right wing march passing through Borough Market this morning and all the innocent tourists are there cooing over the lovely parade of flags. Awks.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Was wondering whether anyone has ever been sacked as many times as Peter Mandelson, but apparently the previous ones were officially 'resignations'.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Tour of a new gym got weird as the manager spent half the time showing me photos of how fat she used to be... wasnt really sure how to react.

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

I'm not especially fussed the story here, but its always quite funny when this stuff happens to the most sanctimonious ones.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner resigns from government over failure to pay enough stamp duty on flat https://t.co/rV2UnxmLZH

[Adam Bovary @Adovy]

Nothing will ever be the same again. I really think this will be a horizon moment like the first smartphone.

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