I went to high school with this girl. She had a crush on me. The same day she confessed, we were walking home when Netanyahu sneaked up behind us and yelled "BOO!" I let out such a gay squeal that she got the ick and never talked to me again. This is why I'm a Nazi.
There is a significant sub-group of extremely chad guys who got psyopped into "helping society" so they are all heading NGO agencies or non-profits, attending meetings but completely wasting all their potential. Ancestor cry
New EU bullshit I just witnessed. On a teams call with an EU Commission officer, she's commenting on a presentation and after each slide she says "next slide please" instead of just clicking it herself...she has someone else do it...
Spent an hour crafting a perfect outreach collaboration email, wordsmithing the vibe of each and every word to make sure it flows and hits the organs exactly where it excites the most. Just to get hit with an "out of office until next month" instant reply.
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the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought