Adria Ramos

Singer, sister, songwriter, mom, musician. Type A shit-talker, closet-pushover Gemini.

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

Standing in a long switchback line to vote feels like being at a TSA checkpoint and is probably as close as I’m gonna get to feeling like I’m on vacation for a long ass time

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I’m accidentally wearing my son’s jeans today and I won’t say they’re a million times more comfortable than my own jeans but they’re a million times more comfortable than my own jeans. #levis #momjeans

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@AirBusCa Is that by plane?!?

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Let Nebraska no longer stand in our way! #Illinois #marijuana #LegalizeIllinois

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

“Compact Cars Only” just sounds like a personal challenge to me.

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

This coffee shop just played O Holy Night followed by Psycho Killer and now I really wanna know what music service they use.

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

@AirBusCa Why would you ever leave the cockpit before everyone is gone? The door is locked from the inside. They made that law for you.

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

@NewOldZim And how often does a person see their firing coming from a mile away and NOT just resign first?

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

I typed “video aapect ans resilutij in iphkne” into my search bar and it auto-filled to “video aapect ans resilutij in iphkne WITH LONG NAILS”. And they were right. I cut my nails and my typing is now 46% better. And my paranoia is 182% worse. #bigbrother #longfingernails

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

Can’t we all just leave @Nickelback and Comic Sans alone? What did they ever do to you? #haters

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Just pulled out phone to show a total stranger pictures of my dog. Never even did that with baby pics #whathaveibecome #dogmom #corgibull

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

Why is False Imprisonment a thing? Is there True Imprisonment? Is it like Legitimate Rape?

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

They should make Standing Around an official Track & Field event cuz these kids r practicing the shit out of it at this meet #neenahrockets

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@SenRonJohnson cant reach you re:Muslim ban does more to harm homeland security than refugees ever could. Where do u stand? DO you stand?

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

@lisamurkowski Lead your party away from approving DeVos:unqualified and unfit!Trust ur gut, lead the way, there will be better nominee

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

@lisamurkowski Stand up against bigotry &hatred coming of Trump ban, speak out and do all you can to fight it, u can be a leader on this

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

How much wasabi is too much wasabi for a dog? #askingforafriend

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@fakedansavage Same thing

[Adria Ramos @AdriaRamos_]

My Nasty Woman Card is in my wallet right next to my Woman Card. #nastywoman #cardcarryingmember #playingit #proud #mypussygrabsback

[Brian Francis @briandfrancis]

Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport