Adrian

Tweeting from the toilet.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

. @DogwoodBrew goes well with sunset bikerides

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

.@parkboard, feel like my little park gets neglected.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

Making toilets smell like sun drenched conch. 🐌

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

Diarrhea Saturdays

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

UPDATE - #Burnaby #RCMP have investigated and say the male reported to armed with the ax throwing boulders was only doing a P90 workout.

[Jaden @jaden]

Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

Sea urchin farts

[kurt @kurtbronson]

You take a lot for granted. Appreciate this moment - right now. Know you're lucky to live it.

(Sent from Kurt's toilet iPad)

[Jaden @jaden]

"Hey Are You Jaden Can I Have A Picture With You" No Cause I'm Super Sad But We Can Sit And Talk.

[Jaden @jaden]

When The First Animal Went Extinct That Should've Bin A Sign.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

Thanks #bcferries for cleaning up the "Pet Area" after every trip like you promised.

[GIVE'R TERRY 🍁 @Terry_Cahill]

I leave more skidmarks now than when I had a car

[Jaden @jaden]

Jealousy Just Reassures Your Love.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

I'm pooping in the airport bathroom just to use the #yvr hashtag correctly. I'm also super hungover.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

The pet area on @bcferries is a human rights violation. Over 90 dB loud, freezing cold, and filthy. #bcferries

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Next time you consider an automobile, ask yourself, "Could I see Bob Seger havin' a song in the commercial?" There's your answer.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

Forced day off at this stupid camp job. I can see the TV from the can with the door open, so it's a Rush Hour marathon from the toilet today

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

It's been six days at this job and I still haven't figured out pooping while wearing coveralls without dropping all my pocket contents.

[Adrian @AdrianCarlini]

First day of this camp job in Dawson Creek. It's already a snafu, but at least there is wifi in the shitter.