Adrian Woj

COLLEGE ACCOUNT...whoever reported me you’re a degenerate.

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Breaking: it’s trade deadline szn, I’m back folks #staytuned #RIPMamba

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Breaking: John dowse dead body found in sand trap of 12th hole at mountain shadows. Key suspects include Luke Aldridge, Diego Morris and Brooks Fanger as they were all with him at time of death. Suspects have made statement “he tripped and fell and then just died bro” #tuffscene

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Sources: John Dowse (PF 5’5 240) received a warm welcome from the valley of the sun upon his return to Phoenix. Sources saying Michael Carlin and Chris Stanek have drank from the same water fountain if you catch my drift. Stay tuned for more news on vegetable soup. #glory2him

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Fuck you @ShamsCharania

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As I begin my journey I would like to share my favorite quote-“There's an old saying in Tennessee,I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you-Fool me 5 times and he’s probably a bad person but like whatever.”- George W #staywoke

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Excited to be back doing what I’m best at...reporting breaking news, getting the inside scoop and occasionally doing baptisms. I can’t promise I’m registered but I will dunk your child in a tub of water. Stay tuned for more news on late night mission beach shenanigans. #glory2him