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Hey stranger 🤭

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

It's alleged that ODM party had a crisis meeting .They want to Replace OBURU.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

"Nimeskia hiyo harufu nikajua tu ni wewe " hiyo ni complement kweli ama ni madharau😂💀

[Sora @sora_sohrah]

One of my followers is a patriarchy princess who swears she is in a happy marriage. But takes zake say otherwise. Me hucheka tu.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

You don’t even have a fishing rod but I’m already hooked 😍

[Ghetto_Tycoon @Ghettoh_tycoon]

Najua sina fridge lakini vitu munaita fridge kwa hizo bedsitters zenu hapana 😂😂💔 tafuteni pesa mnunue vitu za maana

[Omambia 🥶 @chris29ke]

Unaona mtu online lakini ukimpigia ako mteja

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nini ishaifanyika ukiwa mechi adi ukashtuka??

[Juja_Finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

Na Kama mahali unaishi kunakuanga na siku imetengwa ya soko, sahau na kuomoka

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

If you see the girl you’re fvcking is struggling and you don’t want or can’t help. Let her go.

She deserves a man that can do that.

[Mumbi 🦋 @2003sikuu]

..And how do you deal with watu wenye wanafata your boyfriend/girlfriend kumshow vitu mnaongea mkipatana?

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

My cousin moved into a new bedsitter in Jogoo road.

First night, she heard a little girl laughing in the corridor.

Second night, the same. She opened the door. No one there. Just her shoes, moved from the door to the middle of the sitting room.

Third night, she recorded it on her phone to send to the caretaker.

When she played it back, she heard the laughing, and then her own voice in her sleep saying,

"Come in, I've been waiting for you."

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

We played a game with my wife about three random people we could have sex with. She chose Bellingham, Mbappe and Rice.

I chose her best friend, our next door neighbour and her sister.

Now she is not happy with my choices.

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

Today’s gonna be a great day.. let’s make it happen.

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

What makes a man truly interested in a woman?

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

I decided to wash my balls today and kept washing until something whitish came from my diih. I had to call my Mum and tell her. I am afraid.

[•el• @_ellerry]

we can start drinking right now if y’all want

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Wenye tumeteseka leo msijali, kesho pia imetungonja😂💔

[BL!NKER @blincuer254]

Kuna gari ya jirani naona tweep amequote nayo kwa hio challenge😂😂😭

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Bro, Masturbation is among one of the hardest addictions to quit,but Once you quit ,nothing will ever take you down..

[Skeka @onlyskeka]

Hii mwaka yote sijachat with women so yesterday I had a good chat with one and I already miss her is this even normal? A very pretty lady ata nafaa kumfanya manager kwa my company aachane na 9-5.