I'm tired fr🇵🇹

just watch anime, bro🔥🤌

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Vencemos por nós, pelo Diogo e por Portugal!!! VAMOS!!!!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We are all Cabo Verde

[Vino @15x0xx]

Wife or not, priorities come first 😭🤷

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

I tell this trenches babe say I dey feel cold
She say make I go near fire 🔥

no yawa, na when she need sub I go tell her make she go near subzero😂

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

I believe all niggas lose sexual interest once you disappoint them emotionally.

[Lummy04🧊 @Biglummy100]

Hunger actually dey naija, e don tey wey girls give guy fake number

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Adidas marketing is next level

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I like jokes.

But jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany got totally destroyed in WW2.

But their kids didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for yours.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I won’t be there against Spain, my watch ends here. Make I no d!e for another man country .

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

The gateman in our section of the estate earns a N70k monthly salary.

We have 16 flats and about 15 cars in the compound. He washes our cars every day for N1k each because it’s cheaper than taking them to a car wash.

He also does laundry for 5 people every weekend at N1,500 each..that’s another N30k monthly.

Then I sat down to calculate everything… Omo, this guy is making close to N550k every month. 😂

As if that’s not enough, he has a small farm at the back where he grows yam and pepper. He sells to us in the compound, and even has 2 Okada that comes to deliver from him daily.

Omo, I just realized say na this guy fat pass all of us wey dey compound. 😂. If he no buy pepper soup for me this weekend make I bend.

[Sora 🏳️‍🌈💥 @thejadedangels]

My biggest issue with Nigerian movies is how out of touch it is.
Nobody talks like that. No university system is like that.
It’s not high school, it’s secondary.
It’s not mom and dad, it’s mommy and daddy.
It’s not posh accents and chilling at grandpa’s mansion, it’s grounded things we actually do here. If I wanted oyibo sauce, I’d open Netflix.
And I will continue to open Netflix lmfao.
So out of touch omo.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

“All men do is lie”

nigga have you not seen a fat girls comment section?

[KAY BRADY @LorKB4]

No pussy is worth the problems it comes with

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[Danny Of Owerri🇳🇬🇺🇸🇳🇬 @DrDanny2030]

If you never do Nysc till now, just know say your life don spoìl.
By the time sun don hammer that your Adire attire, na to just join Neolife people 😭😭💔

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

First in my bloodline to witness 18 minutes of added time.