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alex trebek stan page/sam hunt hate page

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@melmcgrady Teddy

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@melmcgrady Personal space saw it first #iykyk

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@melmcgrady Coco on twitter?!?!?!?

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Look how they massacred my boy…

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What I say: “we can watch whatever, I don’t care”
What I mean: “if we don’t watch twister I will commit a felony”

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think

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men after showing you their camera roll for an hour at Buffalo Wild Wings: “I had such a great time with you and you’re like really cool”

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If crying in public places was an Olympic sport I’d be Michael Phelps

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Whoever decided that women are smart enough to have a bank account and vote sure did not anticipate me being born

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New study system: for every 10 minutes of homework I do I reward myself with one million viewings of that video of the Jewish boys choir that’s all over my tik tok

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

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Am I sad because mercury is in retrograde or because my friend just said I probably won’t get a boyfriend for a really long time

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When a week passes that I didn’t get catcalled by a homeless man

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Cannot comprehend how I’m still regularly sad despite owning a razor scooter and a pair of heelys

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Learning that the people responsible for the things you love actually strongly dislike them is so painful (this is about Robert Pattinson in twilight and the barenaked ladies children’s album) @barenakedladies

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Me listening to breadwinner but Kacey Musgraves: “oh yes I can totally relate to this”
Also me: *literally makes $3/hr*

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Just got told for the second time that my nose makes me look like I’m from whoville…this is my grinch origin story

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Just another day of indulging my feminine urge to be bad at everything