Teruteru Hanamura

Tastes change depending on likes and dislikes. It depends on each person to determine what they believe is tasty. [#DRRP, #ZERP, #MVRP] [Lewd in DMs]

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

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[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan "My, my. Aren't you feeling fiery and passionate today? I love that in a man...and in a woman too, but let's not think about women when we have each other. I think you might have to drill this point into me, Fuyuhiko. Drill that big point into me nice and hard."

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

Teruteru would be the first to tell you that he had...open tastes. As long as you had a pulse and you were of legal age, Teruteru would likely try and tap that ass.

Gender, race, size, status. All those traits that make a person's identity, and more, were meaningless to him.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan Telling him to fuck...? That's all Teruteru needed to hear. Anything after that, went straight into one of the cook's ears and straight out of the other, as a truly devilish, truly lecherous grin emerged through the pudgy little male's expression.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan "You must scare a lot of people away with your talent. It all makes sense now. Well...don't you worry about that, Fuyuhiko. You can shoot me with those big, thick white bullets of yours. You won't find me running away so easily."

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan Even if it was actually rather understandable to some.

Then it all clicked together. Teruteru felt like he had just found the reason why Fuyuhiko had snapped back (and why it obviously wasn't his fault).

"Oh. I get it. You must not receive much attention, right?"

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan "Wouldn't you rather make a feast of it...for yourself?"

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@KuzuryuClan Soon enough, a lecherous grin would form on the expression of the seemingly eternally aroused cook.

"Of course...unless you want me to fuck with you? Don't you think it would be a waste for this fat, round, beefy backside of mine to go to the dogs?"

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

Hmm? What's that? Teruteru's next main dish, you ask? Fuyuhiko, dépouillée nu. Don't ask what that translates to in English. You're probably better off not knowing.

"Fuyuhiko. If it isn't one of my favorite classmates? Just how are you doing, ma beaut��?" [@KuzuryuClan]

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, for instance, may have seemed undesirable to some but not Teruteru. It didn't matter how loud or how obscene the yakuza could get, or even how quick he was to anger. He had a cute little twink body, and that's all that mattered to the cook.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "Uhh...don't you think that's just a little...extreme, Byakuya? I mean, you don't need to go /that/ far, do you? I-I was definitely going to cook a banquet for you anyway. So, there's no need for any pressure here...is there?"

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

Teruteru liked to consider himself a man of culture...a man of good taste. He could find himself digging into just about any meal, and admire just about any person he saw before him. Byakuya may not have been easy on the eye...but he was good enough for Teruteru.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "H-Huh...?"

With a little gulp of nervousness, Teruteru found himself swallowing down apprehensively, before looking into those cold, blue eyes of the rotund male that stood before him.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "If memory serves me correctly, I'd say you seem to take a good, hard liking to meat. Just like me, heheh. Anyway, pork...beef...chicken. I'm sure I could rustle up something that could give you all the meat a man could possibly need."

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny The pudgy little cook would really have to think about how he was going to go about preparing a meal for somebody as critical of everything as the 'SHSL Affluent Progeny'.

"What foods I'm planning for you, ehh...?"

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "Well, I...suppose so, yes. I mean, you do seem awfully passionate about taking charge when it comes to being a leader. And I do love a man who knows how to take charge...or a woman. I don't judge, and my tastes there are /very/ open."

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny Whew! And with that response, a bullet was dodged. Teruteru was worried he would have had to put himself in a verbal fight to defend his diner to his dying breath, though thankfully Byakuya didn't seem too concerned in pressing further with any doubts he may have had.

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "I-I really wouldn't say I was lying. Don't you think that sounds a bit harsh? I mean, the Hanamura Diner does offer five-star quality food...and it has the same type of atmosphere as a restaurant. So it's not as if I'm just...you know...lying or anything...haha...ha..."

[Teruteru Hanamura @AdroitCook]

@ObeseProgeny "Huh...?!"

Did Teruteru just get caught out? Even when he was being honest and sincere, he wasn't exactly the most convincing person in the world. He just got so nervous and fumbled so often with his words, dealing with accusations like Byakuya's.