Maybe: Caden

Please stop asking me about my melted cheese recipe!

[Maybe: Caden @AdultCaden]

@__ohjess That’s what everyone around town is saying.

[Vulture @vulture]

John Waters’s annual list of the best of cinema is finally here. ‘Thank you, distributors, for getting these films out there to the perverted public, who still demand to be startled and soothed by troublemaking directors from all over the world.’ https://t.co/iYq8kyBDmw

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

Horror movies releasing in August (and where to watch them)

a thread🧵:

[Val @VK_HM]

Kind of respect how It Follows decided they didn’t want to date the film with a specific model of phone so they just did this

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

The kid on the left should have kept it all to maximise her self-interest,
& the kid on the right should have been inspired by inequality to aspire higher or be resigned to acceptance, not given a handout. Why do kids keep on failing this economics test? https://t.co/Hlr5uNgR4o

[ash @tripnf4ll]

Men suffering in a world that was designed for them is so funny to me like mf you made the sandwich

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I’ve seen some vitriolic hate directed towards In a Violent Nature (2024), when by my perception, it’s what we want from scrappy horror movies. It boldly takes risks and doesn’t play by traditional rules. Isn’t this what we want? Even if you’re not a fan, it’s a big swing.

[intelexual media @IntelexualMedia]

Did your state vote to allow women the right to vote in 1919?

[ally @missmayn]

the manosphere is singularly obsessed with impressing other dudes. all their macho alpha bullshit is for the boys. they don’t want to impress women. they want to dominate women in order to impress other men. when you think about it, it’s all very gay.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

male loneliness crisis yes but most of the men i’ve ever extended friendship to have dropped or insulted me when they realised it was actually friendship i was offering and not sex

[music struggles @musicstruggles1]

people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i’m an amc stubs a-list member

[Maybe: Caden @AdultCaden]

STOP watching movie trailers!!! Stop!

[Transvangelical @transvangelical]

Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us.

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

This Kirsten Dunst press tour has given us some all-timers

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Busch Gardens, Virginia, open their new rollercoaster, Apollo’s Chariot.

Supermodel Fabio dedicates the coaster with its inaugural ride, but he is hit in the face with a goose, causing an ugly spectacle.

“This wasn’t an accident, and it’s going to happen again,” he says.

[chicchicane @chicchicaneUs]

💃Cool Moms Club💃bruh bruh
Get it👉https://t.co/s89YNxFHd4