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Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
The Hottest Adult Jokes Account on Twitter (Contact:
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)
Joined March 2011
13
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62K
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5.5K
Posts
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks anymore.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Women, we don't give a shit about your shoes. We care about your body. Go to the gym, not the mall.
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@myorbitid
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@Suresh_kumar047
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Nasser Hussain
@nassercricket
Arsenal fan ..
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
I had 3 bitches making me a sandwich this morning. I felt like a pimp. That's why I like Subway.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Sometimes I wish I lived in the 70's. Preferably in Eric Foreman's basement.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; A shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Why does Obama have to give speeches behind bullet proof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
If you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not fuck the whole pond.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
If life "hands you lemons", there's a good chance you're on acid, and you should probably put those rocks down.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
When is Beiber gonna start doing cocaine and stop being a bitch
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Porn is so unrealistic, I delivered pizza for 3 years and not once did they invite me in for sex.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Me and my girlfriend argue a lot about domestic violence. But I always beat her.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Virgin pussy " () " , regular pussy " ( ) " ,
#Oomf
pussy (_________________________)
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
Is it just me or do all datable girls go after the guys who obviously won't treat them right.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
My mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all…and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
When I get a text from you, I immediately stop what I'm doing just to read it.
Adult Jokes™
@AdultJokes_
over 12 years ago
When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
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