Annie The Adult

tales from the adult life. tedium. lots of whining. even more WINEing. you've been warned.

[Moneta @monetagroup]

Check out this great then and now photo! This is our Partner, Nancy Georgen, when she joined Moneta in 1972 and today in 2018. Nancy is a wise strategist, amazing mentor, and superb advisor to her clients. She helps make Moneta an #INBestPlaces to work!

[Moneta @monetagroup]

Each year we select two organizations to be our strategic charitable partners. Last year, one of our partners was @SOMissouri. Our in house "champion" for the organization got to be SOMO's mascot, Shiver Bear at one of their events! #INBestPlaces #charity

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

I'm now an E-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. You can be famous too by playing on iPhone! https://t.co/sbvpbA10ml

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

iPhone on 4% battery and I have no charger: this is my own personal hell. And I'm wasting it on you idiots.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Sometimes when people snore I understand the concept of homicide.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

I would just once in my life like to wear a pair of pantyhose twice. #ladyproblems

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Seriously, I can never tell if my car's lights are on when it's raining. #firstworldproblems

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

The thing about flying with business people is that they're all a bunch of fucking assholes.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Update: pretty sure that he moved so he could stare at me without having to turn his head. #feelinglucky #oldmenaregross

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Dude at airport just moved to sit farther away from me. Do I smell....? What the hell! #heythatrhymed

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

I just got so excited when I realized I had #TSAPreCheck and wouldn't have to take off my shoes at the airport. So little makes me so happy.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Seriously, guys, why the hell doesn't #Chipotle have a drive through window? #firstworldproblems

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Just placed my Starbucks order using the iOS Mobile app! No Time, No Line! https://t.co/ZQI4vtdYSc

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

It's so weird how kids are always so desperate to grow up. Are we all putting off some super fun adult vibes without knowing it? #adulting

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

On hold w/ Amex. Cancelling my card, so naturally they've have me on hold forever. Starting to dig this hold music, thou, so jokes on them.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

The youngest Hanson brother just turned 30. THIRTY. I feel old AF right now. #Mmbop #dyingslowly

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

#NPR's annual giving campaign is so irritatingly persuasive. Take my money. #adulting

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Dear person who flosses after every meal, even when at work, you're making us all look bad.

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

I am never more angry and homicidal then when I'm grocery shopping. #adulting

[Annie The Adult @AdultLyfe]

Laying in bed after taking a shower is literally the best part of most days. #Adulting FTW.