- good party, did i embarrass myself?
- you dipped your dick in the eggnog and snorted the contents of a broken snow-globe. don’t worry, i got all the kids parents to pick them up early…
@stoolpresidente Flew to Key West from Amsterdam for a bachelor party. Can I buy El Pres a beer this weekend? Bringing frozen One Bite Pizza as my carry-on back to Netherlands on Sunday
@timrat140 Not to fear. I got your Office fix. Pretty sure I bought the Peacock premium subscription on my mom's Roku account when I was home for Christmas crushing wine. Will send you login and password