Gary Lang

27 / he/him / i like video games and being depressed. possibly schizophrenic.

i like xenoblade, advance wars, street fighter, umvc3, other Nintendo games

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

@sleepheadless My therapist tells me that I need to stop hanging out with people I feel inclined to belittle. Idk how to make friends with people I admire because I think I'm not worthy of them. I have shit friends because I'm a shit person

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

Therapist says i need to start expressing boundaries or I will be miserable forever. But the boundaries i want are contradictory to the lives of those i wish to place those boundaries on

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

Booooo

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God i love cute girls and cute girl shit. I wish I wasn't a fat mexican chud

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

@MetamateDaz If it makes you feel better, I got the Bachelor's in Theatre and I'm also getting rejected for these jobs. The system's fucked both ways

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Tired of flaws. I want to be perfect. I want a perfect employer. I want a perfect partner. I want a perfect world. Whoever decided that this must be impossible is a real bitch

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

farted and it sounded like the transformers sound

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

@princesamiffy Retractable

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

Yeah it would cost less to buy groceries instead of eating out every day but I just want enough food for me and reheating leftovers is pretty unsatisfying

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@NoCureForEvil Fr!! People complain because they're actively avoiding the core gameplay of the game and just running from point A to point B. It's like they just want the movie without the game. You don't even have to fight everything you come across, just some of it! Do a sidequest or two!

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

a paizuri would fix me

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

God must die

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Rejecting reality because it is the creation of the demiurge and that punk ass bitch sucks

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

@gofrickurself Stimulants in the morning, depressants in the evening, alcohol at all hours ❗❗❗

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@illustrique08 Yup! Like i have friends that understand 20% of me, 50% of me, 75% of me, but no one has ever managed to understand 100% of me and i've hit the point where spending time with people feels like I have to betray the part of me that they can't understand in order to please them

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

Gym would be so cool if it didn't make me sweaty and make my limbs stop working for days at a time

[Gary Lang @AdvanceWarsSimp]

@HallowedTyrfing Fire Emblem 7? That's the one I played.

GRAND DAD?!

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@heykizuna EVERY DAY BAYBEE

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@TsuchinokoT_H ingrid costumes 1 and 2 have close to no sex appeal but costume 3 got my meat breaking the fourth wall I'm down atrocious

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@tiramissu144 i'm jealous i wish my therapist would give me a write-up
I just need to know exactly what's wrong with me instead of playin this guessing game