Monte Driscoll

I often find myself fueled by nothing but pure enthusiasm.

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@PaulTassi @Forbes After trying several others, your article was what I needed to process my feelings about the finale. Would not have guessed it came from my top Destiny guy. Thanks!

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@FortuneMagazine @Chipotle This is why they won't hire anyone on the spectrum for the front line.

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@ObsoleteSony The Book is going to be on my coffee table forever.

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Okay now I HAVE to see the new Michael Jackson movie.

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There are people out there that dipping their fries or whatever in their fake ice cream is their whole personality. Now they have nothing.

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Wait...giving someone your number and suggesting they call you isn't crazy at all. It's pretty normal actually.

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I'd pay a premium for an Uber level named SUSPENSION NOT ON THE BRINK OF EPIC COLLAPSE.

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Unable to decline website Cookies on the Girl Scout Cookie website. Most successful salesforce of all time.

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@GoldyHappens Walking off doesn't mean anything with a guy like Grayson. Could be Achilles and he'd Kobe his way out.

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Do Lookers get their own section in The Baby Book? Or is everyone grouped together?

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Can't shake the feeling these sunglasses are too small for my head. Or that it's a problem that won't be solved by trying a different pair of sunglasses.

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@ShadowofEzra She lost me at "incidences."

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DYK: You can have pizza anytime if that pizza is on a bagel.

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And I'd sample "March of the Swivel Heads."

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If I made hip hop, I'd have a lyric imparting the level of my dangerousness because I lean into my intrusive thoughts at the same frequency and speed that an average 2 year old does.

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There are no G movies in theaters at the moment. I'll assume this isn't a new thing and I'm only noticing now while contemplating my kid's first theater experience. Not one to shake my cane at the world, but there's no way this is a good sign for society on the whole.

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What fancy people don't know is that bathroom faucet water has special phosphates that can heal you if drank in the middle of the night.

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@uncledoomer This isn't a song.

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@PdxInteractive Issue with Empire of Sin on PS5. I chose Frankie Donovan because I play hurling and was excited about Unleash Fury. However it doesn't work at all. I select it, he runs over to an enemy, briefly pulls out his hurley then...nothing. No attack. AP used. Help?