Dr. Rick Danger

The name's Rick. Stand behind me so you won't get hurt.

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[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

An' yeah, they wear li'l cowboy hats. Made 'em myself outta the special asbestos and moonrock Shimmy Shake Slurpies waste.

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

Jus' taught Wayne an' Clint to play chess an' they immediately destroyed the whole board.

I'm so proud of 'em!

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

Wayne an' Clint are two mice I found in turret storage.

Well, they're much more than that, now. They're practic'ly fam'ly.

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@layl33t Hah! Wouldn't have it any other way!

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

When life hands you lemons, Cave Johnson kills you with them.

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This was a triumph!

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YEEHAW! FRONTIER SCIENCE!

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Day 1906 without a zombie infestation.

Yer welcome.

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

Y'know what this means.

TIME FER MORE EXPLOSIONS! YEEHAWWW!!

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

Do y'all think we live in a deer preserve or someth'n? Th' boss lady keeps seein' 'em deers everywhere.

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

@lieutfaber Happy explosion day, pretty lady! That's a lot of explosions and you sure are pretty. Almost as pretty as an explosion.

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Feels like maybe I'm forgettin' somethin'.

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

@ArtofBastlynn "Well, howdy."

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@C_indles "Well, how-dee-do, pretty lady? Ain't safe to be by yerself 'round here. Jus' stand behind me, I'll make sure no harm befalls you."

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

@layl33t "Well, shoot, we miss you too, pretty lady!"

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

"Wasn't me!"

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

@Desusaur "Damn right."

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@ebilmeeki Now, if that ain't the best idea I ever heard, I don't know what is, pretty lady.

[Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core]

@FreemanBMRF "Now, now, calm down. Adventure can't be rushed. It happens when it happens. What seems ta be the problem, anyways?"

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@lieutfaber YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!