The Adventurer's Mom

Just worried 'bout my babies on their adventures.

Tweets courtesy of my weird nonsense and the fine folks from the Saving the Game discord channel.

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Oh! And my hubby just returned from a two month adventure to Waterdeep as a guard for a caravan. Something about explosions, sewers, giant moving treeforts, and a nice goblin. I'm very confused but he's home and maybe next year ya girl can go on an adventure! #orcmom

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

So it has been so long since I got to post on here! My babies have not stopped growing and I can't stand it.

Eshtria finished her 2nd year of adventurer school. 3 more to go before my baby heads out to get her degree and become a professional. #adventurermomtears

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Thremfir starts adventure school next harvest and is looking at barbarian or fighter for a major. He wants to join a Grevnelian Slug Throwing team and I'm so proud!

Grognot is finishing up year 3 of youth guild while the two littles are about to join their guilds!

[Geek at Arms @ArmsGeek]

This has got the be the best thing I've seen all day.

https://t.co/G5wQbVlc1H

[Grant vaguegrant.tumblr.com @vmst.io/@vaguegrant @VagueGrant]

My 7yo daughter just came up with an amazing joke.

Q: What kind of crisps do dragons like?

A: Salt and villager.

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Oh my gosh our little village training dungeon was selected for Dungeon Makeover! They will throw some more grime in there for us and train up the monsters. Sometimes they even hire a dragon to take up residence there! The kids are so excited! #dnd #orcmom #dungeonmakeover

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

The two youngest went on a daycare trip to the Greffnirin Jungles... and came home with a pet slime. Hubby and I aren't loving it but the slime is very cute. And a good disposal. The slime's name is Jenny. Jenny the lime slime. #jennythelimeslime #orcmom #slimemom? #dnd

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

flint and steel, sharpening stone, a few more arrows

potions of healing (she better take 5, I don't care if her best friend in the class is a cleric-in-training)

kleenex, her allergy meds (allergic to weeds, maple and oak, and faerie dragons)

#orcmom #adventuerewithallergies

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

So my oldest, Eshtria, has a 1-month long adventure coming up! The training school will going to spend a month in the Ruins of the Grevtrilis. I am remember my first trip there! Good times. Now to make sure she packs the essentials.

#orcmom #mybabyisanadventurer

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

The adventure trip essentials - A Thread
(feel free to make suggestions!)

bedroll, backpack, rations, waterskin, bow, arrows, more arrows, shortsword

extra arrows, another bow, three changes of clothes

enough gold for snacks and souvenirs

#orcmom #packingforatrip

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Husband has been telling the littles stories of his time as an adventurer lately. Grognot is the most intrigued. He has always looked up to his father and the stories he tells. Love to watch my babies grow up as adventurers! #orcmom #dnd

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Sertreth, the 7 year old, is going to a themed birthday party! All the kids will be their favorite adventurers from local legend! He is going as his dad, Ryglitann, Hunter of Flentrath! He picked out his dad's old gear and bow. So proud! #orcmom #dnd #myhubbythelegend

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

My oldest, Eshtria, had her biggest Framball game tonight! So proud of my girl! Her academy team, the Flentrath Flentboars, are going to the region finals! They beat the girls team from Gryntilian Academy Gryffins tonight! Such a good game! #dnd #orcmom #mybabyisanadventurer

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

@Midgaard77 @IronCrown1 Saving this for when we go back in two weeks!

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Yesterday's books include "Pixie in the Cupboard", "Where the Goblins Are", "Bugbear, Bugbear, What Do You See?", and three Bardy Boys mysteries. I'm so proud of their choices! The magi who wrote the Bardy Boys also wrote Nancy Druid. So good. #orcmom #dndkidsbooks #dnd

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Taking the littles to the Thjudbjorn Memorial Library! The kids are getting old enough to start picking out their own books! Excited to see Ailis O'Flannigan, the librarian. She use to raid with the girls and I back in the guild days. Miss that! #dnd #locallibrary #orcmom

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Just heard from my cousin Asbertha! She will be in Flentrath next week to see me! #girlsnight #girlsraid We are 100% hitting up a guild run or the mission board in town. Looking forward to together with her and the other girls from our old guild! #whowantstojoin #dnd #orcmom

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Okay #DnD #dungeonsanddragons, give this #orcmom your best family based rpg stories!

[The Adventurer's Mom @AdventurersMom]

Both of my oldest are receiving superlatives from their respective adventurer training teams! Eshtria is Most Likely to Lead a Party and Most Likely to Become Ruler! Thremfir is Most Likely to Have Extra Weapons and Best Beard! #orcmom #dnd #mybabiesareadventurers #dndbests

[Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck]

Live life like you are playing Dungeons & Dragons. Support each other, share the attention, pick your battles and don't forget to take a long rest.