Advice to Congress Lady

Degree in Political Science and Russian Studies

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This is what happens when you fire people just to fire them, without knowing what they do. This is literal blood on the hands of Donald Trump & Elon Musk. These are deaths they are responsible for.

https://t.co/kEpLq9XzSW

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@Peaceful191919 @GavinNewsom No. Crime rates are calculated by dividing REPORTED CRIMES by population. Arrests don’t factor into these calculations. You could have looked this up before you embarrassed yourself, but you didn’t. Why not?

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Other living things - including TREES - often help out members of their community that are struggling by sharing resources so that everyone has enough. But apparently Republicans are incapable of this.

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@covie_93 Other living things - including TREES - often help out members of their community that are struggling by sharing resources so that everyone has enough. But apparently Republicans are incapable of this.

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@defiAstra @Scaramucci That would be illegal, but you probably don’t care about that.

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@Kaaos609 Not under that name.

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Dear World -
We’re sorry. We still love you. Some people elected a crazy, senile, narcissist and to some extent, we deserve him. But we’re sorry, anyway.
Signed, Most of America

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@elonmusk @farzyness @jonstewart @TheDailyShow Hahahahahahaha! Chicken! 🐓🐓🐣🐣🐣We knew you’d never do it, you pusillanimous coward.

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@chico_monkyfarm @elonmusk Oh honey, Stewart would do it live in public. Musk never would.

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@DWPippy No, Musk chickened out.

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@LauraLoomer Do it

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@elonmusk Judges base decisions on the LAW, not on what some greedy foreign billionaire thinks the “will of the people” is, you moron.

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@Rene @mcuban There are 65+ lawsuits against what they’ve done and they’ve already lost 11 of them.

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If Musk were trying to cut waste/fraud in the gov’t, he would be breaking into all the computer systems with auditors. But he brought CODERS. U don’t bring coders THEY AREN’T LOOKING FOR FRAUD/WASTE. They don’t care about that. Wake up!

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All you “alpha male” Trump supporters - You’re women now. Trump has made an executive order declaring everyone to be the sex they are at conception. Which is female. For all mammals. He says it’s immutable, so you can’t change it. You’re a girl. Welcome to the sisterhood.

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@daltonskach @nickmmark And naturally, you - without an MD - are in a position to make a compelling case against him?

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@megynkelly Because you’ve seen his FBI file?

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@elonmusk Dude, you can’t control everything. This is small; let it go. You’re starting to get scary, like a walking red flag. Seek help.

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@elonmusk Oh, did you suddenly remember the ELECTED representatives? You aren’t in charge of the budget. That’s Congress’ job. You don’t know how things work. Butt out until you learn.

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@maryellenonebay @jaketapper Yeah, no. You need to call them out whenever they do wrong. Not just when it’s convenient for UHC. They don’t care if things are convenient for us. And most workers aren’t personally acquainted w/ the CEO.