Good Advice From Johnny Depp

Savvy this. This isn't really Johnny, just a collection of wisdom I could have shared over the years. Stick around. You may learn a thing or two, mate.

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Shouldn’t you be on a ledge somewhere?

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The election of Rep. Jim Jordan as speaker is almost a guarantee that the votes of the majority of the US electorate will be dismissed. There’s every likelihood Jordan will try to steal the election for Trump. The @HouseGOP voting for Speaker Jordan are trying to steal your vote.

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@AdamBloomMusic I can see my grandkids must have had my phone earlier.

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@Super70sSports Not sure who knows this. Written by those genius pop composers of Abba.

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@POPSUGAR @citygirls O

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@TheSummitFM spinning some great tunes. Can you play some Adam Bloom

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@Super70sSports Of course

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"Tattoos are more forever than women."
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"Don't piss where you drink. Don't poop where you sleep."
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"Tattoos are more forever than women."
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Murph. ‘Nuff said. Wait, no it’s not. Put Dale Murphy in the Hall of Fame. Now I’ve said enough.

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@Super70sSports Absolutely

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"Don't piss where you drink. Don't poop where you sleep."
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"A penny saved is a penny earned. 3 million pennies spent is a month of wine."
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Sticks, stones, and vodka bottles break bones; but libel suits hurt back.

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Sticks, stones, and vodka bottles break bones; but libel suits hurt back.

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Get your financial house in order. I pay a team of professionals at $800 per hour each to tell me how to not spend more than I earn.

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Since you never know when you're going to visit your island, it's a good idea to pay a few people a six figure salary to live there and have it ready for you 24/7.

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You can do powders. You can do roxy. You can do champers. You can do powders + roxy. You can do roxy + champers. But you can’t do powders, roxy, champers, vodka and needlepoint.

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I don't understand what people mean by addiction. I don't take the pills to get high. I take the pills to feel normal.

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Good luck and be careful at top.