AdvisorZaidu

All Posts are 100 % fake.Resemblance to any person is purely coincidental. Chief Ghazwa Commander,Greater Pakistani,Personal Advisor to Field Marshal Asim Munir

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Dear brothers & sisters of Pakistan let’s clear the doubt about what is more important for us ?

Vote & RT.

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If Kashmiris do not want to live with Pakistan they’re free to go to India or elsewhere just pay us 20 plates Chicken Biryani per square meter.

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Number of days since Darinder Moodi becomes PM of India : 4399

Number of days since Zaidu has become chief Advisor to Pak Army General : 21,900

21,900 > 4399

Zaidu >>> Darinder Moodi, Simple Maths

Checkmate Banyas !!

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Why is Darinder Moodi getting all the awards despite he never stopped any War.

Our Pak Army Generals were never appreciated for stopping wars.

Gen AAK Niazi who stopped 1971 war by signing Instrument, Gen Musharraf who stopped 1999 Kargil war by not accepting dead bodies

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Today is the first anniversary of Operation Sindoor when our Pakistan got 90 tons metal in the shape of 78 missiles from India which roughly added Rs 5.5 cr PKR to Pakistan Economy.

India lost 78 missiles & we won Rs 5.5 crore PKR.

Thanks to Pak Army.

Pakistan Zindabad !

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Pakistan has decided to export beer after 50 years.

Tak-BEER AllahuAkbar

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If Mamata wants we can supply them Nuclear Weapon free of cost.

We Pakistani always sympathise with Bengalis.

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One watch for Bangladesh Time

Another watch for Indian Time

Checkmate Banyas!!

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Real reason why US Iran peace talks failed in Pakistan is that the US complained Iranian officials steal their wallets during meeting & Iranian delegation blamed US team for stealing their wallets but deep down we all know who was the real culprit.

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See I told you Pakistan will become next Superpower under Gen Asim Munir.

Everyone will lined in front of Pak embassy for Visa including Endians.

Checkmate Banyas.

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Gen Asim was very angry when he found someone renamed his Home as Iranian Military Headquarter on Google Map & tagged American Army.

Don’t understand why he blamed me for this I never complained about not getting paid from last 3 months and no promotion.

Must be Endian or PTI

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Congratulations to Pakistan for winning T-20 World Cup.

After successful Ghazwa e Hind all accomplishments of India will automatically become ours hence this World Cup will become Pakistan’s World Cup

Hence being a Pakistani we should celebrate this achievement.

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To check the readiness of Chinese Air defence system me & Gen Asim went to Sialkot Airbase. I asked Gen Asim to throw brick at the HQ9

Rocket immediately came out & hit the brick while it was mid air.

Gen Asim is in hospital but satisfied with the HQ9.

He’s not talking to me.

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Urgent Advisory by Pak embassy in Middle East asking its citizens to not to come out of safe shelter after seeing missile/drone scrap.

We know it’s tempting they’re worth lakhs in Pakistan but your life is important.

Good to see Pak embassy is taking Good care of its citizens.

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Following criticism after failing to defend air space in Iran, Pakistan & Venezuela China clarified their Air defence system HQ 9B is highly accurate when it is connected to continuous power supply.

It will not work where power cut is 20 hours a day.

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Shame on those who say Chinese Air defence system installed at Nur Khan Base is useless. Me & Gen Asim personally checked the radar quality.

It was connected to 32” TV of Nur Khan base Mess where 120 Jawans can watch starplus in 4K without buffering.

Pak China Dosti Zindabad!

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Dear US, Israel & Iran for humanity sake stop the war for a day let us collect the scrap from the missiles they’re worth Rs 5 Billion PKR in Rawalpindi Scrap market.

You have any idea how much Chicken biryani plates we can have it after selling it in market.

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I asked Gen Asim If Pak cricket Players are liable to pay fine for not performing in T 20 World Cup does that mean Pak Army Soldiers are also liable to pay fines for surrendering & poor performance in wars against Endia & Afghanistan.

He declared me Yahoodi working for Israel.

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Worst First Day at Job.

Following the death of Supreme Leader Khamenei newly appointed Supreme leader also got killed within 2 hrs after coming to the office

Gen Asim said he will recommend my name to be next Supreme Leader of Iran

I think Asim Munir is a secret Mossad agent.

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Dear Iran.

It's not that hard efforts to surrender.

Just learn from Pak army.

Breathe in slow, take 3 steps back, lay down your weapons, wave white flag, sit on chair, sign instrument of surrender and eat free Biryani.