Spiffy McSpifferson

Leader of The Purple Lipstick Gang

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

I had a dream I was in a gang. We were called The Purple Lipstick Gang. And everyone in the gang wore purple lipstick.

Consider this my announcement. I am now the leader of the Purple Lipstick Gang. Feel free to join. Lol

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

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You're an idiot if you think this wasn't AS calculated as what yall think them "trying" is.

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

#AgeofAttraction is a terrible show trying to cash in on the fire that #LoveisBlind started, but in the wooooooorst possible way.

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@oelma__ Where do I sign?

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

WOW, THIS CHRIS GUY IS OUT OF HIS MIND. "I thought I could tell you fiance she was she was fat and that I think I might have better sex with my no.2 without being the bad guy, but I guess I can't. She's so irrational for getting upset at that."

Great job, buddy. #LoveIsBlindS10

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

"Period period period I don't want no babies you didn't tell me about your period" "you can still touch me on my period I'm not a fucking leper" "period period surprise baby ruined my mom's life period period"
Yall. Condoms exist. Birth control exists. Vasectomy #LoveIsBlindS10

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@KeruboSk Depends on the sibling. One has bipolar and when they get manic, go into psychosis. Nothing they say can he trusted. They've wasted so much of my time. So for them, fuck no. The other, yes.

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

Hell yes, Keya! "Get your shit together." #LoveIsBlindS10

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@_sorrengailll I would. With a maid. I'm not having kids. But I'll take the princess treatment fashoooo

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

Do these producers not do background checks? I don't wanna hear "it's so hard to find nice guys for the show!" ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?? #LoveIsBlind

[♡ Demonetized Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

- tells his fiance she’s too fat for him
- tells her he imagines himself with the other girl he dated
- told the other girl he dated that they could have been fuck buddies
- holds her hand in front of her fiance
- proudly proclaims he loves Andrew Tate
- being sued for $63k credit card debt
- harassed his ex
- is 5’7

This is what I imagine every Twitter guy to be

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

How do we feel about Tyler X Kevan? #LoveIsBlindS10

Kevan is like...so noncommittal. Is he just a bottom? He's not saying anything of substance. Tyler is AGGRO in her approach. She's tryna secure that spot HARD with a wishy-washy bro. And the whole thing has me like 😬

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@bmacdonald4 I wish I could remember what was going on. 🤣

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

#metalshopmasters spoilers ahead.

I get why Tom beat Ivan in the last episode, and for the challenge He hit the mark, but you can't tell me that Tom is a better MetalShopMaster than Ivan. Ivan continually excelled all throughout the competition in a way that Tom did not.

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

This guy said "Partimaus" and this girl said "Dickmast." Pretty sure. #GermanExpert #LoveIsBlindGermany #LoveIsBlindGermanyS2

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@ick_real "Fuck"

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

Still waiting on 2 bisexual women to join #LoveIsBlind and leave with each other instead of the men. Lmao

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@LoveisBlindShow What I didn't like is having to dodge all of the spoilers. Why are people doing podcasts before the show is over about their failed marriages or whatever. I don't want to know that stuff until the end.

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

@LoveisBlindShow Some people say this is the worst Season of Love is Blind. But I think it's not a bad one. Half the fun of Love is Blind is the drama. And I feel like we got a buttload of drama. But we didn't get any healthy relationships so I guess that sucks. Better than Milton's season though

[TH @beingnozey]

Why don’t Nick & Vanessa put these people’s feet to the fire, like Joe & Kacie and glossing over their disgusting behavior. 🙄🙄🙄#LoveIsBlindS9 #LoveIsBlind #LIBS9Reunion

[Daily Dose of WTF @CreatingTea]

Kacie acting so bitter, it pisses me off. Lets not flip shit on Patrick. And YES, that TikTok he sent you was funny af and a joke, knowing his sweet personality, compared to what she put him thru on national tv at that

#LOVEISBLINDreunion #loveisblind #loveisblinds9

[TH @beingnozey]

KB is not lying that Edmund is manipulative & obnoxious. He’s acting brand new again in front of the cameras. 😡😡😡#LoveIsBlindS9 #LoveIsBlind #LIBS9Reunion

[Spiffy McSpifferson @AdvntrsofSpiffy]

Kacie is such a fucking liar. #LoveIsBlindS9 #LoveIsBlindReUnion