Kayden

FTM 💉3/14/16. Self-Made Fitness & the Flexx Kitchen. #thisiswhattranslookslike

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

You’re welcome, Twitter.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

@jenrara I sincerely hope kids never find out about this.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Today I learned via Facebook selfie that my parents (from Boston) played hookie and bar hopped in Newport all day and didn’t even tell me or my brother (in RI). How uncool do you have to be to not get an invite from your parents? 🥴🥴🥴

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

I just called a guy for an interview and he asked to reschedule because his car was currently on fire so if you thought you were having a bad day there’s your reminder that it probably could be worse.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Working on July 5th. My team lead and I spent our 1-on-1 learning how to speak cat on TikTok, how’s your day?

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

@kryryy No this shit really makes me BOIL though, we got places to be! And if I’m hungry? Forget it ✋🏼🤬

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Awful. RIP.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRAGEDY: Former New England #Patriots quarterback Ryan Mallett has drowned and passed away at the age of 35 in Florida, per @LukeMatheson.

💔

Mallett was currently serving as White Hall’s head football coach.

My thoughts and prayers are with his family and loved ones🙏

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

My sister: “look at the part where she grabs your hand”

🥹🥹🥹 sorry I’m crying all over again

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

My sister: “omg this is Taylor swift”
Me: “is it really?”
Sister: “yeah it’s called Tim McGraw”
My brother: “what did he break up with her too?”

💀💀💀

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Someone captured the precise moment I lost all my friends at Pride and elbowed 50 people grab my girlfriends hand onstage and sob while she was a certified rockstar. Pride had a double meaning this year. Still riding this high, I am your biggest fan. 😍

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

@jenrara Omg every time

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Yesterday was his first birthday and I didn’t know it til this morning when I got an email from the rescue 🥹🥹

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

My New Year’s Day rescue cat has grown about 3x and has a giant fluffy fupa and happens to love cuddles and belly rubs. Absolute certified chonk. Mutually living the dream. #blessed

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Caught being an absolute fanboy while my girlfriend slayed the main stage at pride I am so proud I’m still not over it 😍😍😍

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

Almost a month later and this is still the funniest video of the year

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Happy Tuesday solely to the woman walking down Broadway with a stemmed glass of white wine at noon.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

@svershbow @byJenAMiller Unsure if you’re a frequent cannabis user of any kind but this is/was my main symptom of Cannabinnoid Hyperemisis Syndrome…starving yet nauseous and can only really think of stomaching plain bread. So bizarre. Hope you feel better!

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

@svershbow 100%

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

Damn we love Steve tho

[Taka @TakaComics]

@mattxiv And even if it does happen (for the inevitable posts of “well actually here’s a story of…”), we should punish the individual, not a group of people. Unless you want us to punish all the priests, politicians, teachers, coaches, men, women, etc.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

I am obsessed with this Queen. Unflappable.

[Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold]

Some folks showed up early this morning and sat on the public benches near the entrance to the House, so Seat 31 has moved.

I'm up and ready to work. Plus, I hear stand desks are all the rage these days.

[Kayden @AdvoKayden]

How do I become so unbothered that I sleep like Dwayne?