Adam

It’s always hard in the morning

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

My worst fear is dying and then being trapped in a cubicle redoing my theory test in a late 90’s to early 2000’s DVLA test centre for eternity.

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

Thing with the depression clothes pile is: you go to bed and move the pile to the chair because the clothes will get dirty on the floor, but when you need the chair the clothes move back to the bed.

A modern Sisyphus.

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

The depression clothes pile is rapidly gathering mass. I fear it may one day swallow the world.

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@danieljohnson_G The haters don’t sleep

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

I’m back

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@ConorPorritt All warfare is based on deception.

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

Me and Lucy are treating ourselves tonight!!! Having the heating on before bed!!!

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

I actually don’t even enjoy being drunk anymore, I wish I could be one of those people who go out and don’t drink but I don’t have the energy for that

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

At the second stage of the hangover cycle: grief

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

Nothing beats hearing arctic monkeys for the first time

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@MJWright1998 Erdal 🤟🏼

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@Ben_Stevenns Mate what

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@Fridge__Magnate 10th lad, gonna have it handed in tomorrow hopefully.

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

Imagine if the penalty for cyber bullying was removing the offenders fingers

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@Fridge__Magnate When’s it due in lad

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

Oh to be back in my youth hearing the Skyrim load screen music for the first time, we had no idea, a pity…

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@MJWright1998 I am Gaius

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

@danieljohnson_G @Ben_Stevenns Goose I’ll literally tweet your address

[Adam @Adzyb0y]

I dunno who needs to hear this, but simply delete the Uber Eats discount code. You can’t be tempted if it isn’t there.