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cry, baby ! :-) ⚡️(she/her)

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haven’t done improv in two months - my body is simply DYING to be endowed as a low status child

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the answer is yes- this three month Twitter hiatus WAS spent workshopping this tweet

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so I may not b the brightest bulb but BOYO do I make some romantic lighting 😙👌🏼

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you know there’s always that one person who crosses the road even when the lights still red, and then everyone else just kind of follows ? Today that was ME. I WAS that person. Don’t let your dreams die.

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turns out the only thing i seem to have a high tolerance for are SSRIs 🥴

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might just bite down on this canker sore and end it all

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do I give off the vibe of a girl whose cup size has unintentionally dropped 4 sizes since high school ? not that that’s happened. just asking around. just checking in.

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oh and while we’re here, PENIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twitter is honestly just all risk and no gain huh

[Liv :P @liv_username]

in the mood to talk shit but unfortunately i have no enemies and think everybody is really nice

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there is something next level chaotic about eating a bowl of beans alone in ur bedroom

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the most cursed item in my room is the guitar my dad gave me for my 18th birthday that I haven’t played .... once. it’s just a casket filled with my hopes of one day being able to sing “the climb” acoustically at my cabins annual talent show :(

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@caroline_mhm guys whose gonna initiate a group scene in theme event 😰

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damn remember when the only stressful thing in ur life was the Canadian improv games ?

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everyday is just:
Eat
Sleep
Work hard to improve gut flora.

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repeat after me; you are MORE than your iron deficiency.

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kids ask the important questions ! On Friday I was asked if I had ever seen a ladybug doing surgery on another ladybug.

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is it bias to consider myself the most perfect person in the universe ?

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there is simply no limit to the amount of pie you should be eating on a Sunday like this !