alan

Uconn Alum

[WorstGenHQ @WorstGenHQ]

@WhiteHouse Fits better🤭😉

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

When I'm trying to enjoy my day with my friends and they start discussing about Man United.

[goku :⁠-⁠D @AshSatoshi4ever]

this was that typa shit and has never peaked since.

[𝑻𝒋 @Tylerjmes_]

Our board is MAGA & Reform and we wonder why the club is run horribly 😭

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

*your team is 16th on the premier league table it’s shameful to hatewatch a rival*

Me after Bruno Guimaraes missed his penalty:

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Never have to hear about Grimsby again

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🗣️ - Kaveh Solhekol goes COMPLETELY IN on Sir Jim Ratcliffe live on air:

“I'm going to tell you who's to blame for this situation at the moment. The person to blame is Jim Ratcliffe.

“He bought the club almost three years ago. He bought 29% of it, when the Glazer family put the club up for sale. He didn't buy the whole club, he only bought 29% of it. And by buying 29%, it meant that the Glazers STAYED in place and Jim Ratcliffe got to run the football operations.

“He's come in and he said, 'I know better than anyone else how to run this club. We're going to do things my way.' And look what it's turned out to be over the past two and a half years.

“First of all, he said, 'I'm going to back Erik ten Hag. We've been chopping and changing managers too much.' Then he went off and started meeting Thomas Tuchel and any other manager who was available behind Erik ten Hag's back.

“When they couldn't find somebody else, they gave Ten Hag a new contract and money to spend. A couple of games later, Ten Hag loses his job.

“In the middle of the season, they beg Ruben Amorim to come to United. He doesn't even want to go there in the middle of the season; he wants to wait until the summer. They pay a fortune to get him, even though he plays three at the back, a totally different kind of football.

“Dan Ashworth doesn't want him. Dan Ashworth leaves, Ruben Amorim comes in, they go all in on Ruben Amorim. That doesn't work out. They get rid of him.

“They bring in Carrick as an interim. Okay, results are better. Then they give him the full-time job.

“In the meantime, Ratcliffe has come in and said, 'We're going to do things my way. No player is going to get paid 250, 300 grand a week here anymore. That's not going to happen. We're not going to sign any players for more than 60, 70 million pounds.’

“So Mateus Fernandes, Elliot Anderson, Harry Kane, Declan Rice, all these players, we ain't going to be signing them. And also, we're only going to be signing players with Premier League experience. And we're going to sign forwards one window, then the following summer we're just going to sign midfielders, then next summer we're just going to sign defenders.

“So this is Jim Ratcliffe's way of doing things. So he is to blame for this situation.”

TAKE A BOW, SON. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

I think It's time lads.

[alan @AeleusAlen]

Manchester United

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

when you pretend that shii didn't hurt you but it absolutely broke you…

[alan @AeleusAlen]

I agree but I pray we don’t go there

[Billythegoat 🐐🐐 @Billythegoatuk]

Fucc it im still United till i die take us to League one im still here

[alan @AeleusAlen]

I turned the game off

[alan @AeleusAlen]

That’s my manager

[G @Gideoomatic]

6 wins in a row. 26 goals scored, 7 goals conceded

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Just take the 3 points and leave us alone, no need for all this extra bullshit

[Jah 🏁 @JahweelR]

We stan Pinkpantheress over here

[Gillie @Gillie2kstone]

They secretly made the level 40 grind so much harder. Gradually since 25, every few months/making it more & more xp! So that ppl would feel pressured to spend money. Nobody is talking about this

[alan @AeleusAlen]

I still think about Ruben aromin some nights

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨📲 BREAKING: Lisandro Martinez has issued a statement on Instagram just now!!

“My words reflect how I feel and how much I want to see this club competing for the biggest honours.”

#MUFC