𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 .

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴀᴇʀɪᴀʟ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ, ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟʟᴀɴᴄᴇ

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[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Don't — ˗ˏˋ 𝙵𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ‧₊
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀everything so much .
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐗⠀࿐ ゜゜・．

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╱ #mvrp #openrp

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . . 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥.
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[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Say that to his face, golden boy.

He has been working his ass off to make sure nuclear war doesn’t break out because orange man said something stupid for the fourteenth time that day.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝟎𝟎𝟗 @NinthCyborg]

isn’t that a heavier responsibility than just living day to day? saving the world seems more important than going to high school for the twentieth time in a row.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Wow it must be great not to have any responsibilities unless the earth is about to explode.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝟎𝟎𝟗 @NinthCyborg]

that does sound a bit hellish. he might go in for a memory reset and a nap until it’s over and pretend it never happened honestly.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

He’s been busy as all hell with an entire nation losing its shit over a killer virus and politics, he couldn’t be any better.

— life sucks right now, just let him have this moment of ribbing, please —

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝟎𝟎𝟗 @NinthCyborg]

. . . judging from the attitude, clearly you’ve been well.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

How’s high school going, champ? Called your girlfriend recently?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝟎𝟎𝟗 @NinthCyborg]

no, actually, he’s a bit confused as to why it’s on sight with him.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

He knows exactly what he means.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝟎𝟎𝟗 @NinthCyborg]

what does this mean?

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

He can’t burn food if he hasn’t attempted to cook.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Is he crying?

No, fuck you, he isn’t crying.

He’s gathering this meal and eating it immediately. He feels like he hasn’t eaten a morsel in weeks.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Think of how he’d starve on his big day if he didn’t have someone to make food for him. Truly it would be a travesty.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

He smells a Dr. Gilmore Golden Boy around.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

He didn’t ask for this burden, but he will bear it responsibly.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Oh shit, it’s real now —

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Haha what do you mean his birthday is tomorrow? Oh shit —

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Sorry he's been gone, he's been sinking entire paychecks into Genshin Impact.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

@GreatestCyborg "It was in my hand," he muttered, carefully unwrapping another pair of bars. This time, he just shoved them both into his mouth so she couldn't have an opening to grab one.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝟎𝟎𝟐 . @AerialCybxrgCC2]

Snaps two kitkats apart and eats one side whole.