L.ala Melwa

Novelist❤️

[donkamzz 🥷🏾 @donkamzz]

askies but gumba fire is a serious banger 😭😭😭😭😭😭ndithe kuwe mnike ndiza khokha mna! 😭💪🏾💪🏾

[TOMISIN🏅 @tomisinfcb]

🚨Rayan Cherki on what Michael Olise told him while they were on the bench:

“Olise was sitting next to me on the bench and he said, ‘Bet with me, I’m going to score if the manager brings me on.’

I told him, ‘You’re serious?’ and he said, ‘Of course. Put your money where your mouth is.’

Then the manager brought him on, and honestly, I was just watching to see what would happen.

And then he scored!

The first thing he did was look straight at me. He didn’t even celebrate properly before pointing at me like, ‘Make sure you pay up!’

I was like, ‘Come on, man! You actually scored just to win the bet!’

That’s Olise, though. He has that confidence. He told me he was going to score, he did it, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.”

[ᴊᴜᴀɴғʀᴀ ʜᴏᴍs @juanfhoms]

Los gimnasios deberían tener una app que te muestre en tiempo real que tan lleno está, para decidir si ir a esa hora o ir más tarde

[H O P E Y 💕 @Shes_fair]

Noor mahn, Pitso uyanya struu 😭😭

['sedi 💜 . @itsonlyRata_]

re lora machila .

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

Muscles are hot now.

Getting off the toilet alone at 80 will be hotter.

[Pontsa Mmusi @Thadeonn]

Thats why ke batla motho a nnyale ka klipa gore anyday kemo ewallet’ele yone ke boele gae

[Pengu @Penguxn]

it irritates me when someone constantly talks about their life but the moment you mention anything about yours they sound so disinterested

[Lesh 👸🏽❤ @LadyLionSA]

Ska dula o understand masepa. Kampe bare relationship tsao adi last'e!!!

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Watching my phone ring because I’ve tried to think of any reason you’d be calling me, and I can’t find one.😭😭

[A Wholesome Princess 🤍✨ @__princess_tee]

If you’re hosting a braai, pool party, games day or just drinking this summer undimeme ndizakuza

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

The only insult I’m willing to tolerate.📍

[Commander!!! @maetsebane]

This Guinea number-10 reminded Sebelebele of Langelihle Phili 🔥

[ghost @ghostbbbjeff]

dumbest shit u can do is call my phone yelling😭

[Sims.🥷🏾 @similo365]

Motho o tired ke mang a reke 6?? 😔

[Margaret Yanki @MargaretYanki1]

You cannot have a man and be asking for help in a black family. They immediately want to know what the fuck is the man you are fucking on doing to help you.

[jynx @miiagarro]

“no man wants a woman who…” we don’t care lol.

[💫✨💜 @its_muva]

Indaba ye 50/50 ngiyayizwa anginandaba nayo but don’t “man of the house me” when I pay for half of everything 🤣🤚🏾. Ibambe lapho chief

[𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 @Mavooma]

Need a bush getaway nomfana shame.

[Iyanuoluwa🌸💕 @shesharmoke]

I just looked at myself half naked in front of the mirror, and fuckkkkkk

I'm sexy as fuckkk 😭