the level of pettiness people go to after losing an mku match trying to dig for made up penalties is actually insane, we played a worse lineup and 3 of us were drunk and u still got stomped
Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
BREAKING: Aether GM parsc is desperately trying to trade for Six, with him being quoted as saying "Please Solar Storm I need this". Sources tell ÆSPN that the team would rather not trade Matty and are keen to sign him to an extension.
parsc / Invincible has agreed to a $285,000,000 per year contract, sources tell ÆSPN. He is expected to continue in his role as general manager, with the team hoping to trade Thragg (aka Fchy) at the trade deadline.
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for being elected Mayor of New York after being endorsed by Aether.
"We are proud to have been one of the first organizations to endorse mayor-elect Mamdani, and we are proud to be the only Mario Kart team who made an endorsement in this race."