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never been to ova javer

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“i’m just resting my eyes”

me actually passing out 5 min later

[Jersey Mike's Subs @jerseymikes]

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[Counts My CannaBlessings ⁴²⁰ 🌬️ 💨 @IntoTheShitter]

West Texas storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime, fantastic shot of a mature supercell thunderstorm, illuminated at varying heights from the setting sun.

[rico @somethinglovely]

🙃🙃

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[cathy ames shady facts @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Abortion is legal in California.

It will remain that way.

I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.

We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.

[t @sleepytori_]

mushy cupcakes for the girlies tn!!

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

why go to therapy when i can run people over on GTA

[MILEY @miley]

Period.

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

I'm actually the president of the company.

[gigi @420insidejob]

bitches see an opportunity to commit arson and b like “sorry i gotta take this”

[ꨄ︎ @ohlames]

if it involves pasta or sunsets count me in

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I drew this 🐵