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Arsenal, Bodø Glimt og flotte kvener

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 EXCL : Arsenal Football Club have personal terms agreed in principle with Vinicius Junior. Roc Nation will go armed into negotiations with Real Madrid with a monstrous offer from the English Champions…….over to you Vinicius Junior. Story W/ @MrArsenicTM

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@UtdZlin

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JUST IN‼️‼️❕❕

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@kennetsen69

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@UtdZlin @ErikFollestad Medgangssupportere kan klappe igjen

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@visekorporal @Thoma_Haavik @tv2sport Man sybau and let me syd

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@Saudasvagg1 @HenrikCOYG2 Dinner served #ROASTED

[FK Bodø/Glimt @Glimt]

Bodø/Glimt er seriemester for fjerde gang 🥇

[måganskrigerstart @londsbrua]

@J1312G Tar dere med 11 åringer på 10v10?

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@allezarsenal @betway @Arsenal Yessir

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@Saudasvagg1 Dont care didnt ask virgin

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