Alex Upchurch

sometimes when ur pencil breaks u just gotta scribble with da nibble

[Alex Upchurch @AffordableAlex]

@BaseballUGA but we look so cool with our unbuttoned shirts

[ESPN @espn]

RORY MCILROY HAS DONE IT‼️

He wins the Masters and becomes the sixth men's golfer to complete the career Grand Slam 🏆 #themasters

[Alex Upchurch @AffordableAlex]

@Patriots_Pulse_ @scubaryan_ @Delta they haven’t released any information about the crew onboard that flight. Stop spreading fake news.

[Alex Upchurch @AffordableAlex]

@ByRobertMurray bro likes watching other men play sports but only if they’re hairy

[Alex Upchurch @AffordableAlex]

@AmericanHubener @nicksortor makes total sense, if they want to discretely eliminate one target the obvious choice is to take out an entire airplane full of people and make it national news🥸

[Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 @Soulful1865]

DRUG LAND: AMERICA

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

The TikTok edit world is reaching new levels 💀

[greg @greg16676935420]

Live look at Trump showing up to his speech tonight

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My kneejerk reactions to Trump victory

[RedSkull @RDSKLD]

@DramaAlert “I want him gone by tomorrow. Make it clean, no loose ends.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

YOU CAN’T LEAD AMERICA IF YOU DON’T LOVE AMERICANS—AND YOU CAN’T BE PRESIDENT IF YOU HATE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! https://t.co/czQRkZmr59

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

This is the Kamala campaign in a nutshell.

She brought up all these doctors to say how much they love and support abortion.

Someone in the crowd had a medical emergency and called for medics.

Not one of the abortion doctors helped them.

Spot on.

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

Holy sh*t. This is a must watch 👇🏽

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

We posted this video highlighting some of Kamala’s from last night. Tik Tok immediately removed the video and denied our appeal.

Take a look for yourself…

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: The RFK Jr. campaign just released one of the most BEAUTIFUL Trump ads EVER

It starts with a question to the voters asking, "Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDS, also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome?"

IT'S HILARIOUS AND PERFECT! 😂😂

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

HOLY SH*T!

Minnesota National Guard Leaders Expose Tim Walz for Stolen Valor, Lying About His Rank, and Quitting When His Unit Was Deployed to Iraq.

"As soon as the shots were fired in Iraq, he turned and ran the other way and hung his hat up and quit," said Tom Behrends, a retired command sergeant major who replaced Gov. Tim Walz on a deployment to Iraq.

When he was a congressman, you know, he bragged that he was a retired command sergeant major: "I'm the highest-ranking person ever in the House," and, you know, all this lie that he was telling the state of Minnesota came out after 2018. After this was exposed, they said, "Well, he can say that he served as a command sergeant major, but he can't say he's a retired one because he's not."

Just tooting his own horn, hanging on the coattails of people that actually are command sergeant majors, who went through all the process and put all the time in.

It's stolen valor, really, what it is.

If he went to Iraq, he'd still be hiding under his desk over there, 'cause that's just the cowardice that I saw portrayed with him.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

Who’s responsible for the violence?

[Mike Hunt, CFA @BockoCocko]

This white boy is havin himself a Tuesday!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Michael Penix Jr. rn: