Nadeem Afghan

part time degen, full time optimist

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Waited 4 hours in the rain for a grocery store airdrop that gave me three bruised plums and a coupon for laminate flooring 🧍‍♂

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

I’m not going to apologize for using an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting. It’s just texture.

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Saw a pigeon wearing a tiny hat. i don’t know what to do with this information but i’m keeping it

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Just lost $20 on a crypto dip. bought 0.01 btc thinking it’d recover. it didn’t. now i’m just waiting for the next one. maybe i’ll get lucky. maybe i’ll lose again. either way, i’ll be here.

[Lucky Ace Gambling @Luckyace444]

Okay what the actual fuck did I just watch

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Sat in my car for 5 minutes staring at my phone only to realize i am already home and need to walk inside

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Ticketmaster really holding my $42 refund hostage for 90 to 120 business days like i’m a high risk liquidity crisis over a foo fighters ticket that got canceled because dave grohl stubbed his toe 💀

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

My alarm just sounds like a personal insult every single day

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Wind just stole my receipt as soon as i stepped outside and honestly i respect the hustle

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Was up 11-2 in the 4th quarter and watched us give it all back in 8 minutes. my heart rate is still higher than it was during a horror movie. i just want to go to sleep and pretend this didn't happen.

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

The coffee shop cat just stared at me for ten minutes while i typed. best meeting i had all day

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Lost 1000 on a single hand in blackjack, then spent the next 2 hours arguing with my bank about why they won’t refund me. classic.

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Why is every single song on the radio today from 2012 my brain is melting

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

How is it that i can sleep for 10 hours and still feel like i just woke up from a nap

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Somehow turned 40 bucks into 12k on a random shitcoin just to find out my exchange withdrawal limit is $500 a week and my passport expired in 2021

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

That season finale made zero sense and i'm genuinely mad i watched the whole thing

[Lucky Ace Gambling @Luckyace444]

I’m so glad AI could never take my job as a degenerate retard ❤️

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Just blew 25 bucks on a 2x gamble in csgo, my brain is a dumpster fire 🤦

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

Sunny today but my mood is cloudy. ☀️☁️

[Nadeem Afghan @AfghanNadeem]

The 70 degree forecast was a lie and i am now shivering in a jacket i can barely breathe in. why do we trust the weather app so much