“Abah, pork tu ape?”
“Pork tu b-a-b-i”
“Tu bukan pig ke?”
“Tu kalo dia hidup. Dah mati, jadi daging, dia jadi pork. Mcm lembu la, masa hidup kita panggil dia cow. Kalo dah sembelih jd daging panggil apa?”
“Dead cow” 🤭 “ROADKILL” 🤭🤭
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ramai bash brader ni. Maybe dia cuba maksudkan;
“Macamanala agaknya kalo (kat tempat dia) waktu maghrib macamni (7:30pm) 😅”. “Mesti rasa pelik”
Benda takde apa pun.
Nuan Nuan, a panda that was returned to China from Malaysia, became enraged at being provoked by a peacock that was running loose in the zoo, and taught the peacock a lesson by beating it badly and plucking its tail feathers.
Laki kalo dah masuk gym pakai seluar pendek paras peha, pastu terus bantai hip trust, disusuli dgn exercise buntot yg lain automatically aku akan cop kau gay ya. Demit.
Aku rasa bapak2 yg jual barang 2nd hand boleh dah kot stop guna term “condition *insert nama artis/janda*” ni especially kat public space. Tak malu ke cikgu2 anak kau baca, parents lain baca. Dah 2025 pun bodoh.