Titter Tot

Half musician, half cigarette. Proud father of a cucumber. - Guitarist, Pianist, Composer Instagram:@squishy_alpaca69 LES ❤️

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Hey Twitter.
I play piano.
Be sure to buy my album I haven’t made yet.

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I’m finally about to have a working phone for the first time in almost 3 months.
Being out of contact with EVERYONE has been honestly brutal. Especially with Covid circulating around.
Just happy to be able to contact all you lovelies again.
But mostly my girl ❤️

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It astonishes me how once you decide to live your life for your fucking self, everyone turns against you. Let’s just disregard all the fucking shit I have done for you.

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Bitch, I run this show.

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I’m gonna start selling Clorox wipes as a collectors item

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#coronavirus

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@LandHoye I feel this with my entirety

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I swear to god.
They only hire dumb ass 16 year olds at @autozone and @Oriellys that have literally no knowledge on cars other than their shit Honda Civic they trash.

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Help.

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I could staple this to your fucking forehead.
But yet you’ll still act surprised when I’m dead.

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I occasionally go to this bar close to work when I get off to wait out the Bellevue traffic;
Most consumers are old men and yaknow,
Some have shared some really great wisdom.
Others have shown great wisdom through their drunken habits.
Great wisdom meaning I will never be that.

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Hello, twitter.
I have returned.
(Remembered my password)

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Eating rice with a fork is hard

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2019 has been the lesson of understanding the word family doesn’t mean fucking shit.

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@JadaArmenta Fuck yeah, I made the list

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People who don’t believe in climate change are the same people who don’t use their blinkers

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**After my coffee

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2:30 am writing here we gooooooo

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Still flossing everyday

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*Update*

This coffee is making me sweaty

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I never would of thought I’d enjoy writing poetry.
But it’s such a heckin thrill