Afonso Shoots

im stacking skills so i can pay the bills

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yo @HeyGen_Official im trying to contact you on ur website but it aint working. Lets talk!

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@Phofodelas e tu, à lactose...

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Epic first date idea: recover the lost city of Atlantis together and steal its treasure

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@DejaRu22 enlighten us

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You should too!

What Is Coffee?
https://t.co/MM1eGIuo3M

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Bro saw my coffee video

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Learned from @ClownWorldMonk of an old Sufi tradition of drinking lots of coffee with the intent of getting closer to GOD.

(I’m a big fan of the Sufi idea of God btw)

And they had the right idea.
Try it today.
Go to a nice cafe that makes high quality coffee.
Order 5 of your favourite coffee.
Drink them all in rapid succession.
Fuck off somewhere.
Close eyes and meditate, mentally intonnate. “Show me God. I want to see you.” Over and over.

One of two things will happen.
Either, you’ll have a heart attack or you’ll interface with GOD very strongly.

No matter which one happens ☝️ you’ll meet God. So it’s a win-win either way.

I am not responsible for any deaths following this. Check with your doctor before attempting this - this is not medical advice and I hereby explicitly absolve myself of any and all responsibility of what happens to you should you decide to act on this dumb post.

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@maddie_1143 Amen

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literalmente eu e quem???

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It went well, time to go home tho

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qualquer dia vou só rapar o cabelo e fugir para um país fora da europa

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Me af

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I give it a month tops

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

positive reinforcement

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shoutout gajo do café a fazer squats

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@fisbetterthank First one

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new goal:

Bruce Buffer level of drip

[axel 1/0 @axel7772_]

men will literally achieve greatness instead of going to therapy

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I give it a month tops

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She’s obsessed frfr

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

If you’re gonna make money with somebody
Those somebody may as well be your friends