john garrett

Married way over my head, fathering way beyond my ability, and walking in awe of all my Daddy trusts me to do. Alive and loving it.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@Geraldini93 Hahahahahahahahahahahah

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@DownToBlack @ZachLowe_NBA Jalen Brunson would score 65 points a game against that team. Kahwai would be a beast like always. The Towns at the top, hub of the offense would light the Raptors on fire. Bridges would have 18 a game. Siakam is not the problem he’d get bullied just like Wemby.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@SpursCulture They suck

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@DamienPetersNBA Parker not in the convo

Like saying you’ve never driven a Porsche, Ferrari or Chrysler….

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@AlexRoig_NBA If you had friends…
So many possibilities.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@EricSal_7 Sorry next year Knicks vs okc

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@PaulGelb Obviously watching it, it was amazing… But history will tell whether this is the new era of the NBA or that was truly just a special team.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@RealJayWilliams Jay Will is where he always belonged…off the courts talking about what being in the courts is like 🤡

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@BarstoolBoston Hahahahahahahah

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@inpredict This list is only for degenerate gamblers. He doesn’t include the eye test, and it doesn’t include the difficulty of the play. OG’s difficulty level was so ridiculously high that it makes the shots so much more impossible.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@WeBleedBlueNYC Gehrig? DiMaggio? Rivera? Namath? Taylor? Frazier? Ruth? Mantle?
Maybe a little recency bias?

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@Three_Cone Knicks OKC

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@JalenRose Hey Doc,
How many of those did you snag?
FYI 0x100=0

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@BryanGibberman Man this is god level insight 🤯

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@TooGoodToTank It feels like watching the 99 Yankees get into their opponents seventh eighth and ninth inning bullpens…

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@TylerGlasscock_ What a dumb take.

The Spurs have played better in this series for approximately 49% of the time at most.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@TkachukFanAcc Here’s another…
The team that loses every one is even worse.

[john garrett @AfricanJohnny]

@JonnyRoot_ Your posts on BBALL are sillier than the ones on doctrine. The force of him hitting the ball before he hits his arm pushes the ball to the backboard.

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@RealCharlieWard Charlie stop selling

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@JonathanJWagner Ball first
Cry harder