Mama Nolan🇺🇬

no more sad bitch hours

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

So yesterday I lied to my students (grade 4) that I'm pregnant so that they won't disturb me while I'm teaching and it worked. And today I received this note. I'm not crying

[gigi🫧 @omasoflyy]

i never want a man to settle for me. Go find your dream woman, and if you can't find her, don't use me to fill the gap. I want mine clingy, passionate, reassuring, unapproachable, God fearing, and locked in on me only.

[niniii 🪷 ╋━ @seraph1nnnx]

to tao confusa sobre o que quero pro meu futuro acho que vou me matar

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

men that just toss you around in bed instead of asking you to change position>>>>>>>>

[T @dfwtee_]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.

[Shine✨ @its_shine2]

You can tell how good a man is at oral s3x by looking at where he puts his mouth first

🥉 Average
• Cl!toris
• Teeth
• A$$
He dives straight into the main course

🥈 A Bit Good
• Inner thighs
• Lower abdomen
• Hip bones
He knows there’s more to it. No rush

🥇 Excellent ↓

[Muffin @PaataNahiYar]

Me trying to hurt people like they do to me

[J @Joel_6th]

I need to be 15 again, I know what to do this time

[má @maasouza_]

se eu fosse o tom holland usaria essa foto de papel de parede do meu celular

[Isaaaaaaaaa.!🫟 @xgod_isa]

Breast in his mouth.

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

Big on havin sex with 1 person, idc if it take us 4 weeks to fvck again, Im staying celibate for the whole 4.

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

Sometimes I wonder if you'd still choose me if I wasn't always available

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

I have a serious crush on my boyfriend

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

I think I have a crush on my boyfriend

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

I'm just out here nauza zangu genge na mwanaume anamwambia mtoto wake asome asije kuwa kama mimi, yoooo I have two degrees dafuq

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

My boyfriend really raised the bar without even trying. Thoughtful, kind, and always paying attention to the little things that matter to me. I feel so loved, so seen, and so grateful to call him mine. ❤️

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

Asking for help is harder than just doing it myself

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

Jesus Christ help me I don't want to kill myself yeuwiiiiiiiiiiii

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the level of horny i reach when i find out they’re just as down bad for me as i am for them is genuinely borderline demonic and insane

[Mama Nolan🇺🇬 @AfricanWeirdo]

Kuwa mfanyabiashara inaraha yake aisee. Sasa hivi naumwa najiuguza zangu vizuri tu bila kumuomba mtu ruhusa ya kujiuguza.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.