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[Alexis Fernandez @alexis_eff]

Checking the weather app in Southern California in late September

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

can we normalize saying “actually i’m not good” when someone asks how we’re doing?

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@micahmallari could not be me 🥴

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@micahmallari STOP I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON VACATION AGAIN LMFAOOOO

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

Every single day I get an email telling me to drive for DoorDash and honestly I’m one more “NURSE” scream away from taking them up on that offer

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@PhilinOnEm Anaheim Regional Medical Center

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

still can’t believe this happened 🥺❤️

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@Magret22 I feel like I know who this is LOL

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@_mpruiz @trulyseltzer don’t come for me like that 😪

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@TayScoCha I used the cloud and it worked like a charm

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

me after picking up my “togo” margarita:

[Dalia @dalialopezzz]

If your mom ever gave me a ride fed me or even had a conversation with me tell her I said happy Mother’s Day<3

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@IrelandCardona What’s your Etsy shop name?

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

@catrinuhh_ Yay!!! Congratulations 🥰🎉

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

I’m literally in tears LOLOLOLOLOL https://t.co/SFrNvTiSdg

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

Idk what thrashes the roof of my mouth more, captain crunch or hot Funyuns

[alyssa @Africanchilddd]

*starts raining*
me, who hasn’t opened the windows on my car for weeks: “omg are my windows rolled down?”