¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb

I got a medium dick.
It can talk to ghosts.
He/Him

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

This is it. This is the mood
https://t.co/KQ9PoGXr5w

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

@salemhorrorfest So is it running until the 5th or the 8th? Your website says the 8th and I'm looking to take PTO

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

If you don't already know this user, you'll never guess what this tweet is in response to 🤣

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

@doesntlookright If God's light can't reach each and every one of his creations then it's his fault for not making it bright enough

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@KennelMills

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

I feel like all rail workers in the USA should just quit. See if they'd prefer a strike and making a deal then. Only way to talk to the overlords is with threats

[Brian @UnionBrian]

So Starbucks has gotten to the stage of union busting where they threaten to take away support for DACA or Dreamer recipients if they unionize. Absolutely disgusting along with the other illegal threats listed.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

@zanad00d Correct, the Lime Cucumber flavor is the best

[brandon.wad @Thatoneguy64]

my Lord of the Rings game pitch is just Stardew Valley in the Shire. it would be the highest selling game of all time

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@ActuallyBryn Oats

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"money doesn't buy happiness" is something only a rich person would say.

An extra million won't do anything for a rich person. But for people in poverty, money is the greatest anti-depressant in the world.

[prance @bocxtop]

MLK day is crazy cuz half the ppl calling him a great leader would’ve hated him if he was still alive

[. @hollythenymphet]

please stop breaking up fights when people clearly need their ass beat

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kirb @AfroNinja92]

@NotABigJerk This is why

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@lucahjin

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Gotta love it when satire becomes reality

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Biden Concerned Ambitious Agenda Could Be Stalled By Him Not Really Caring If It Happens Or Not https://t.co/rluPjQTvsZ

[jordan @JordanUhl]

In the span of one week the Democrats—the party that controls the White House & Congress—walked back a campaign promise to cancel student debt and saw it's key agenda item implode but made sure to confirm the guy who helped cover up Laquan McDonald's murder to an ambassadorship.

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@ActuallyBryn 👑 King shit

[Scott Lowe @ScottLowe]

I don't follow football, but this dude earnestly trying to talk to his teammates about Dark Souls, God of War, and Halo while they stare off into the distance like a parent half-listening to their kid is adorable.