Afro Oliver

YO IT'S YOUR BOY AFRO OLIVER, BRINGING BLACK STEREOTYPES TO THE MASSES!!!

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@grantopia @OSovol @MikeyFiveBucks @wheresmyroast @PoliteMike cornbread ass-wonderbread mofuckers.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@MikeyFiveBucks i bet drake be drinking sprite after he buys a girl flowers and makes love to her and some shit.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@MikeyFiveBucks what you mean "how i want it cooked?" I want it cooked dog. Not raw. Catch a case of ecoli or ebola or SARS or some shit.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@MikeyFiveBucks NO FANCY WHITE MAN SAUCE. JUST MAYO. AND FRUIT PUNCH. SPRITE WAS GOOD TIL DRAKE STARTED MAKING LOVE SONG WIT IT.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@MikeyFiveBucks YO EXTRA EZTRA MAYO ON MY BURGERS. AND MAYO FOR MY FRIES.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@grantopia @wheresmyroast you know what else we invented? We invented that D your women be craving.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@wheresmyroast are ypu talking about the show on AMC called Walking Dead or the Chicago Bears? Zing!

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@grantopia @wheresmyroast Forza look tight tho. whistles go WOOOOO WOOOOO.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@ryenarussillo @MikeyFiveBucks not when ypu put the actual infractions in a vacuum. Analgous to drug policies in this country.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

#ImSoCleveland that hey man, I ran out of gas and I'm trying to get home to the East Side, do you think you could help me out with a dollar?

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@grantopia you ever wait forever because some brother is walking at the speed of tectonic shifting? Yeah, you have.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

If you do something expeditiously out of respect to those your actions affect, you ain't doin it wit swag! #LeBronWatch2014 #crossingstreets

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@PoliteMike you a cornbread ass nigga.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@PoliteMike I. I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE THAT. I BELIVE THAT. I BELIEVE THAT WE. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL MURK SOME CLOWN ASS NIGGA.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

Yo @PoliteMike you tryin to go murk some Belgian niggas or what?

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

Wine bar don't got Moscato? Lol u ain't no wine bar.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

Nick Foles be like dat hot young bitch at the club, Drew Brees be like dat good as shorty you got at home cookin yo dinner.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

.@OSovol YO YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT, I AINT ABOUT TO FOLD BEFORE I SEE THE FLOP. OR TURN. OR RIVER.

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@grantopia @wheresmyroast @grantopia YO SOMEBODY CALLED??? http://t.co/4Mb08rNvmt

[Afro Oliver @AfroOliver]

@MikeyFiveBucks @wheresmyroast @grantopia man you straight clownin on me. I got racks dog. I'm talkin Ciroc and Martell, not dat hood shit