Finally got my ass to the pharmacy to get my cortison-cream for the horrible eczema on my dick and balls. It's nice not having to wake up ten times a night to scratch anymore, but damn it, I'm gonna miss those red little bastards.
I WON ANOTHER ONE. THEY DID THE SAME CONTEST AGAIN AND I WON ANOTHER IPAD. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM NOT CAPPING. I AM THE BEST GAMER IN THE WORLD. I NOW HAVE TWO IPADS.
My school, for some reason, had a 20 second clicking speed contest where the winner would get a brand new fucking iPad, like what kind of crazy gamer dream come true is this bro girls were flocking around me watching with amazement while i was just jitter-clicking away. free iPad
Some fucking asshole in the locker room at the gym is taking a LONG ASS SHIT and occupying the bathroom where the ONLY mirror is, so that I can't look at my sick ass pump that I worked so hard for.
Currently rubbing my dirty gym dick all over his jacket and gym bag as revenge.