Afrodite

Actual living legend

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

When somebody directly asks for your help at work and a busy body pushes in front of you and takes over #names #Iworkwitharseholes

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@GlennyRodge THIS is the content I come on to twitter for 😊

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

My fucking team meetings are like a game of hungry hippos. Just when one cnut stops being annoying another 2 pop up ... now if only I had a hammer ...
#names

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

At what point do you give up? Been in lobby for over an hour 😫 #oasis #Ticketmaster #Wembley

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

All. Fucking. Day. 😱😱

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@Grant_Colgate Double celebration innit

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

England have never lost a penalty shootout under this government. #TheFootball

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Got told my sandals looked "comfortable" today ... I think we all know what that means! #fuddyduddy #oldfogey #comfortbeforestyle

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@beck1sm2 Hope you had a fab birthday weekend. Turning 50s not so bad! xxx

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@andywatson8 I can still remember the excitement of buying it. Always thrills me even now 45 years on!

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@M4ttso One of my favourite bands from my young days ... and now into my old days! Saw them twice 2019 both times they didn't play ghost town ... not sure why but would love to know if there is a reason

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Total total cringe...can't watch it anymore. #cbbuk #bbuk ... also Gary no-one is fucking interested in you why the obsession with showing us the real you? Who really gives a flying one 🤔

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Louis is coming across as an odious toady gossip. Horridable! #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

They seem to just want to talk about themselves. No interest in anyone else. And Fern "interviewing" them isn't helping! I won't last long watching at this rate #fakers #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

If someone started telling me their slipper choice depended on their mood and they had animal faces on ... I'm not gonna lie I'd have to walk away
#cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

If they turn the heating up in there half of them will melt #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Marisha needs to find a toilet roll to sit on #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Me when everyone enters the house except the first two #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

Sharon and Louis looking like a pair of bewildered pensioners. The old people's home will be sending out a search party if they're not back soon #cbbuk #bbuk

[Afrodite @AfroditeGirl]

@ThatEricAlper Having a duplex kidney